Food Court Movie Podcast

Come inside, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean, Michael, and Jon watched X, the new slasher from Director Ti West and starring Mia Goth, Jenna Ortega, and Kid Cudi! Will the fellas enjoy the T and A (Tits and Arterial Spray)? Or will they take a long walk off a short pier into a gator pond? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to reach out your withered hand to touch the soft young skin of a country babe! Bon Appétit!

Kill yourself on a boat, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean, Michael, and Jon watched The Night House, starring Rebecca Hall! Will the boys be comforted by the benevolent spirit of their dead husband? Or will they drink too much brandy and fall into a magic boat? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time bring the suicide note to the bar! Bon Appétit!

Riddle me this, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched THE BATMAN, starring Robert Pattinson, Zoe Kravitz, and Colin Ferrell! Will the boys track down all the clues and discover a great time? Or will they sing Ave Maria at their own funeral? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to BROOD! Bon Appétit!

Zoe Kravitz, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched Kimi, the new Zoe Kravitz thriller directed by Steven Soderbergh! Will the boys love the tension and the blue hair? Or will they wish they’d said “Hey, Kimi, turn off movie?” Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to make good use of that nail gun! Bon Appétit!

It’s sequel time, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched Texas Chain Saw Massacre, the Netflix reboot of the horror classic! Will the fellas enjoy hammers smashing through heads? Or will they be sad the movie has gentrified their memories? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to cut off your Mommy’s face and wear it! Bon Appétit!

Get her grandpa, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, the horror classic directed by Tobe Hooper! Will the boys love watching the cannibals chow down on young hotties? Or will they pray to for a freezer nap? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to get up off a porch swing and slowly walk toward a creepy house as a camera points at your ass! Bon Appétit!

mother, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched mother!, the surreal thriller by Darren Aronovksy and starring Jennifer Lawrence! Will the chums enjoy this sort of biblical horror movie? Or will they wish they had been shot by Kristen Wiig? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to sit on the sink! Bon Appétit!

By the pricking of my thumbs, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched The Tragedy of Macbeth, the new film of the Shakespeare classic directed by Joel Coen and starring Denzel Washington and Frances McDormand! Will the boys just love listening to iambs? Or will they cough up a baby’s finger? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to kill the king! Bon Appétit!

Where’s my daughter, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched the new Netflix Original The Lost Daughter, the new character study but maybe also a thriller starring Olivia Colman and Dakota Johnson! Will the fellas enjoy this deep dive into a grumpy lady? Or will they be like a baby doll with a worm in its mouth? Tune in to find out! (And we do the Ultimate Scream Ranking!)

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to yell at boys about removing their genitals! Bon Appétit!

What’s your favorite scary movie, Kill Donkeys! It's time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don't have to!

Sean and Michael watched SCREAM (5), the new sequel/reboot/requel in the meta-horrorr franchise! Will the boys figure out whodunnit? Or will they get eviscerated before they make it to the end? Tune in to find out! (And we do the Ultimate Scream Ranking!)

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to play the hits all over again! Bon Appétit!