Sometimes my mind has a mind of its own. "I know," it thought. "Let's order pricy, self-indulgent food stuff online." And so I did. "Alright, mister," Nancy Leson demanded. "Who are you and what have you done with Stein?" I'd succumbed to the dangerous combination of being online and bored, with a few extra end-of-month bucks. But now I'm glad I got the stuff. Well, two thirds glad anyway.