Dave and Nicole gear up for summer with Mezcal margaritas, Melania Trump, and BBLs at Christ Christie's new clinic.

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POV: You're a man between the ages of 38 and 45 who feels a certain type of way when you catch a glimpse of Bret Michaels. Dave and Nicole double down on the double standards of "drag," plan Trump's indictment party, and weigh in on elitism in the fast food space.

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Here's why you can't put your finger on that new Coke Zero flavor.

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Your dick needs a hat - and Joy Nystrom has got yours covered. If you play your cards right, Matt Schuster might reach in the back of the freezer for you.  Join Dave and Nicole along with their two favorite guests on a special Valentine's edition of cheese and ice cream sex position pairings. 

Find Joy @mashosannajoy and @icecreambuythepint

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Dave and Nicole go down the pike - or pipe? - on police station gang bangs, proper jawns, and "natural" women.

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Dave and Nicole dig into George Santos yet somehow end up down a rabbit hole lined with Hunter Biden dick pics.

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Dave and Nicole celebrate the most wonderful time of the year by planning Dave's gravesite and a special dry January.

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Dave answers the age-old question: do you let Herschel Walker insert a wrapped Tootsie Roll into your anus, or allow Dr. Oz to insert M&Ms one at a time?

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Did America peak in the era of the MayTag man-fucking, drugged-up era of the 1950s housewife?  Would Dave use someone else's penis to have tantric sex with MTG?  What's a Floridian Bucket Bunny?  All this plus adult Happy Meal toys on this episode of FSP.

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Dave and Nicole ponder: the scent of Brett Favre's pubic region, why a New Jersey man takes a daily piss on his ex-wife's grave, which Chris Christie is the best Chris Christie, and more. Mix up a Hurricane and listen in.

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