Dave and Nicole dismantle the EWG's Dirty Dozen with actual science, wheel up to Mitch McConnell's latest coke-fueled orgy, and raise champagne coladas to New York's two sexiest sexagenarians.

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Dave and Nicole touchdown in Montana, Texas, and finally, Spain and end up with butt tattoos...sort of.

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Dave and Nicole touch on bacon fat, oral sex, Shamrock shakes, and International Women's Day - in no particular order.  

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Dave and Nicole give fair warning to the modern day single woman, finally figure out why Milk Duds are so waxy, and debate Chiquita Banana Lady vs. the St. Pauli girl, all while throwing the latest food, sex, and politics into the mix.

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Dave and Nicole ponder the ending of a doll-human relationship, Valentine's Day vs. Super Bowl, and the potential sexual merits of the fruit juice aisle.

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Dave and Nicole fight over the letter "A," debate the impending "oopsie" of Prince Andrew, discuss the desexualization of America's favorite candy and more.

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Dave and Nicole create a safe space for men which will help stop the spread.

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How many fingers does Santa get from Dave and Nicole?  Will the Omicron variant push step-play out of the pornopgraphic stratosphere?  So much to ponder on the annual Christmas episode, which is not illegal but also...not at all wholesome.  Happy holidays.

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Dave and Nicole explore Nancy Reagan's history on the casting couch, foot massages, what to do in a cream cheese shortage, and why we should either pray for the meteor or turn to Madonna.

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Dave and Nicole visit the history of No Nut November, play FMK with the Cuomo boys, shit on Ghislaine Maxwell some more and document Dave's journey into TikTok, which ends on an...upside down note.