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- The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 4 – Quarterback & Tight End Strategies AKA “The Sourest of Balls”
Hi everyone! This is episode four of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail & Evan Hoovler from the Mock Taps on Draft Livestream (from the Football Absurdity YouTube page)!
The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to how to exploit your league mates’ psychological weaknesses to dominate them.
In this episode, we discuss the strategy for the “onesie” positions: quarterback and tight end
https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/ep4qbte.mp347 min - The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 3 – Nominations & Bidding AKA “Anchor RB Babies”
Hi everyone! This is episode three of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail & Evan Hoovler from the Mock Taps on Draft Livestream (from the Football Absurdity YouTube page)!
The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to how to exploit your league mates’ psychological weaknesses to dominate them.
In this episode, we discuss the core mechanic of auction drafts: nominations and bidding on players.
https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/ep3nomsandbids-1.mp358 min - Hello, Sharks! 2026 AKA “Rankth”
Walker, Mike & Jeff provide analytical profiles for players, and the others have to decide if they are interested in that player based solely on that analytical profile for 2026 fantasy football redraft leagues!
https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/hellosharks2026.mp345 min - The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 2 – Pre-Draft Prep & Auction Values AKA “Non-Union Gang Members”
Hi everyone! This is episode one of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail & Evan Hoovler from the Mock Taps on Draft Livestream (from the Football Absurdity YouTube page)!
The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to exploiting the psychological weaknesses of your leaguemates to dominate them.
In this episode, we discuss pre-draft preparation that would differ from snake drafts.
https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/episode2aavpricesetting.mp350 min - The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 1 – Introduction to Auctions AKA “Hammy Botox”
Hi everyone! This is episode one of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail & Evan Hoovler from the Mock Taps on Draft Livestream (from the Football Absurdity YouTube page)!
The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to exploiting the psychological weaknesses of your leaguemates to dominate them.
In this episode, we provide you with an introduction to the format.
https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/episode1intro.mp338 min - Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: AFC North AKA “Dr. Umar Cooper Jr.”
Walker & Jeff round out our divisional preview series with the AFC North!
https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/afcnorth2026.mp3
1 hr 32 min - 2026 Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: AFC South AKA “You Shough Me All Night Long”
Walker, Mike, and Jeff preview the fantasy football prospects of the AFC South!
https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/afcsouthpreview.mp31 hr 31 min - 2026 Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: NFC North AKA “Honolulu Blue Light Special”
Walker, Mike & Jeff review the NFC North and its fantasy football bounty!
https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/nfcnorth.mp31 hr 48 min - 2026 Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: NFC East AKA “Bobby Kotick: The Most Evil?”
Walker, Mike & Jeff break down the NFC East for 2026 fantasy football leagues.
https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/nfcleast.mp31 hr 24 min - 2026 Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: NFC West AKA “Pearl Milling Company Barner”
Walker, Mike & Jeff preview all the fantasy football prospects in the NFC West for 2026!
https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/nfcwpreview.mp31 hr 47 min
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A weekly fantasy football podcast from Football Absurdity.