Footballocks - The Expat Football Podcast

We can't keep up with the football so we just talked bollocks on a zoom call and had a giggle then released it late and unedited. Enjoy

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 Ben, Kev and Rob talk Durian on pizza,  lime crisps, their access to English food products and some football.

Bobby, Carl Cort and Felipe Melo are mentioned whilst the boys marvel out Sean Dyche and his hardman shirt in a blizzard combo.

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Normal service is resumed this week with the return of the Premier League and another loss for Man United.

We discuss the Old Trafford shambles.

Rob and Ben forget about the J League and move onto the A League as the new flavour of the month.

Kevin joins us for a sojourn around continental Europe.

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Ben and Rob

Welcome back listeners to another (already?) international break.

Rob and Ben are completely prepared and call in some favours to fill an episode.

We speak to Kev who talks us through some of the international happenings.

Ben sings.

Our favourite (and possibly only) Welsh Newcastle fan Daf, and, making his Footballocks debut, Joe the Villa fan talk us through sacking season, the most wonderful time of the year.

We look forward to another weekend of Premier League action (praise be).

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Ben and Rob 

Yeh we know it is late, we are a shambles. Apologies. Good pun for a title though ey?

There's Manchester Derby reaction,
Eastern European mobs,
A drop in on the championship,
And the realisation that it is an international break.

Rob is incredibly relaxed about his football club after they went one game unbeaten.

Ben has puppy issues.

We're joined by our European football correspondent Kevin for a continental roundup and some Wikipeding.

We talk Premier league. 

And also forget the Champions League is on again.

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Ben and Rob

Ben gloats, Rob sulks.

Discussions include...
TV Shows which end as a dream,
Stacked Fernando Torres,
Jose chucking people under buses,
Brian, Dennis and Graham Potter,
And a managerial war chest Royal  Rumble.

Some football is also mentioned

In the second Footballocks episode of the week, Ben and Rob look ahead to this week's Premier league fixtures.

Also, they discus the difference between a castle and a palace, Rob gets all excited when talking about his favourite player and we also thoroughly cover Europe things and the J League.

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Ben and Rob

Ben loves Salah whilst Rob begrudgingly accepts he is somewhat decent.
 Rob is in a United huff, Ben likes this.
 Kevin joins the boys to tell them about European football and is shockingly under prepared.
 Ben hates Rob's game.

And most importantly... all 3 reminisce about FHM, Abi Titmus and hiding pornography.