A retrospective look at Swansea legend Michu's debut against a diabolical QPR side.

Examining the storied history of the now defunct Chinese Super League side Haikou Seamen.

A Haiku poem about semen.

And some half arsed attempts to discuss modern day football.

A step into the brave new footballing world of 2021 by two out of touch expats who wish it was 1995 and they could still play with their Pogs.

Silly predictions, sweeping statements without evidence and a look back on the day Fabrizio Ravenelli debuted for Middlesbrough.