Dante Elephante (Ruben Zarate) and I cover a wide range of topics including musicians vs comedians, canceled Classic-Rock stars, his pursuit to join city council, and make cities have more ramps like in video games. On top of all that Dante shares why he thinks there should be a Santa government and offers advice to people who put their entire mouth over the water fountain spout. Dante Elephante's NEW ALBUM 'Mid-Century Modern Romance' releases Jan. 8th, 2021 and you can PRE-ORDER IT NOW on Transparent Blue Vinyl over at the Born Losers Records online store - https://bit.ly/DantePreOrder--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message

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Keele Howard-Stone breaks down the ins and outs of his dream to make guns go "blam-o" instead of "bang" and gives some serious advice to white-gloved traffic cops.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message

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We discuss our collaboration on a viral "Day Ghost" article on a clickbait website (link in episode notes), Tim's passion for giving the power of the police to garbage men, and gives advice to COVID Christmas carolers.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message

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Paul Schissler returns for the 20th (episode) anniversary to talk about his belief in flat-moon and offers advice to all those idiot flat-earthers. I cut the first 15 min so you didn't have to listen to even more people figure out Zoom.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message

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Gianmarco breaks down the "right way" to eat pizza (hint: it's not how you do it). Then, he graciously offers advice for grocery shoppers using baskets because they are scared of getting the squeaky cart.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message

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Why does Christmas music play earlier and earlier every year? Well, it's Sarah Bell's fault! Sarah opens up about why and how (little tip: it has something to do with Josh Grobin). Then, offers advice to nerds who make up their own rules mid-game.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message

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Teddy Hanson shares his recipe for the veggie-only version of a turducken and offers advice to dads who accidentally see their kid's first kiss.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message

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On this Election Day Special episode (that was recorded two months ago), Tom and Charles discuss the current (at the time) news that Trump wanted to have a debate with Joe Biden moderated by Joe Rogan on his podcast. The conversation went down a windy path that eventually sparked Tom's obsession with buying website domain names and purchased "tiedyebiden.com." Check it out. Charles shares why he believes pogo sticks are the best form of transportation and adds that NASA should adopt the tech in space. Then, he offers advice for anyone who name-drops people who are pretty much unknown.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message

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Eli Yudin opens up about how he started the famous Halloween trick-or-treat rumor that people put razor blades in apples and shares how he made it go pre-internet viral. Then, offers advice to anyone who chokes from drinking water on a first date.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message

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Alison Zeidman breaks down why we need to bring back dial-up internet and gives advice to someone at the front of the line, but can't decide what they want to order.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message

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