Carolyn Busa discusses her hatred of current dining etiquette, how it should change, and her belief that how you eat is how you are in bed. Then, She offers advice for anyone who just landed an awesome scooter trick, but no one saw.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message

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Sean Preston opens up about how his hatred of loud horse hooves led to inventing 'shooves' (sneakers for horses) that never made it to market. Then, he offers advice to everyone who planned to wear their bitchin' vape costume at a Halloween party.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message

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Tyler Richardson talks about being a father, breaks down why he thinks supergroup Carlos Santana & Rob Thomas' 1999 smash hit 'Smooth' was the last good thing ever to happen. Then, He offers advice for anyone who accidentally ran the blender without the lid.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message

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Lou Misiano, for the first time, shows his true self and true colors (red) while detailing his love for that watery stuff that comes out of ketchup bottles. Lou shares that only true patriots, like himself, eat cement. he offers a scumbag's advice for mothers trying to get their cool-as-hell teens to stop vaping.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message

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Nate Marshall breaks down why he believes dinosaurs liked American humor - not British - and goes on to share how that led to issues with Mensa. Then, Nate offers support to those who get upset every year TV companies don't come out with Smell-O-Vision.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message

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Kristin Manna opens up about her relationship with crystals and Christian radio. She discusses the universal need for scratch 'n sniff shirts and offers advice for someone who thinks kissing with tongue is gross, but will gladly eat food off the floor.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message

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Nik shares his real belief that all mountains should be smooth, discusses his fight to rename Christopher Columbus' ships (the Niña, the Pinta, and Santa María), and offers an awful incentive for dads mounting their TVs to do it right.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message

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Brendan claims the only way to fight the growing power imbalance between Man and car is for people to consume car food (gas), and he highlights his sneaky efforts to spread this message. Then, he opens the door to his complex soul while offering advice to anyone who bought a new house and thinks it's cursed.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message

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Erica Spera flip-flops on her views of the Ice Bucket Challenge, awards ultimate alpha male status to The Great Mark Zuckerberg, and gives advice to all you wannabe up-and-coming Eskimos.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message

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Ben Fidler talks about the ups and downs of the devil's invention: elevators. Then he offers a hero's advice for those of you who ate glue as a kid and still can't kick the habit.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message

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