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It's Christmas time!!! Time for spiked egg nog and obscure movies. On our latest episode we're checking out Mandao Returns, the sequel to the Mandao of the Dead.

Christmas is in the air as Jay Mandao astral projects back in time to prevent the death of a B-movie star. However, the more Jay and his friends mess with time, the deadlier Christmas becomes.

A murdering jazz musician in a cult town run by the mob gets a job at a butcher shop that has septic tank underneath it mixing with nuclear waste which causes a byproduct that toy robot aliens wish to use to fuel their spaceships.

This is actually an accurate summary of the movie we watched...oh and it's a musical.

We're kicking off our musical month with some Jet Rock-n-Roll!!

It's Japanese greaser band Guitar Wolf vs toy robot aliens with an army of zombies in the 1999 comedy horror movie "Wild Zero"

It's a Scarabjam Halloween Special! We're watching the 1995 horror movie Rumpelstiltskin! We're all dressed up and ready to party.

Halloween continues with Senritsu Kaiki File Kowasugi: The Most Terrifying Movie in History. It's part 6 in the series of films, but don't worry Patrick is here to explain everything while Dustin goes to make some popcorn. Enjoy!

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Halloween season has begun. what does the Jackalope have in store for us today? There's a dude with steampunk goggles and a giant bear trap for a mouth hanging out with Warwick Davis as "Plates" and you'll never guess what his special weapon is! It's time for Skinned Deep!

They made a Christian Mingle movie....and we watched it. I don't think there's anything else that needs to be said. Guests Specc and Gabe show up to help us try to regain some sanity, but I guess the wheels were never meant to be on in the first place.

Stop-motion Chicken Man

STOP-MOTION CHICKEN MAN!!!

This movie is a lot, buckle up.

Bitter Karella joins us again to talk all about Rapid Onset Monkey Fucking...wait, what? Oh and Bitter's got a brand new book coming out Sept 3rd so go order MOONFLOW today, we've been told it's got at least FOUR fluids, so you know it's gonna be good! https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitter-karella/moonflow/9780316581936/

Back to the movie, it's all about a dude that gets cucked by a chimp, but not as exciting or funny as one would hope. (wait, that describes the podcast too....well, except the monkey cuck part.

Patrick and Dustin dive headfirst into the gloriously unhinged world of Lady Terminator, the 1988 Indonesian action-horror fever dream that answers the age-old question: “What if James Cameron’s cyborg assassin also happened to be a mythical sea queen with an evil eel living in her vagina?”

Expect outrageous fashion, laser-eyed stares, dialogue that feels like it was beamed in from another dimension, and more bullets than plot points. We unpack every inexplicable twist, questionable special effect, and legendary one-liner — all while trying to decide if Lady Terminator is a cinematic disaster, a secret masterpiece, or both.