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Let's do the knock-offs again. Did you know there was an Egyptian remake of the Rocky Horror Picture Show?

Today we are joined by Beetleju....I mean Scarab Jam, the patron saint of knock-offs to talk about this bizarre 1981 film

Three time hugo-nominated author and creator of the hilarious Midnight Pals, Bitter Karella stops by Gimcrack's to talk all things....Pinocchio? Today we're watching 964 Pinocchio a Japanese cyberpunk-horror film about  a lobotomized cyborg sex slave, who is abandoned by his owners due to his inability to maintain an erection....yeah, it's a lot.

We also learn about Bitter's upcoming novel MOONFLOW a story about a trans shroom dealer lost in a haunted forest & running afoul of evil lesbian hippies and their bound fungus god. What's not to love about that?

For details and where to pre-order Moonflow: https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitter-karella/moonflow/9780316581936/

Be sure to check out the Midnight Pals https://www.midnightpals.com/

Find all of Bitter's information at https://www.bitterkarella.com/

In this chaotic and hilarious episode, we dive into the absurd world of "Rat Scratch Fever," a film that combines sci-fi horror with an outrageous premise involving giant rats and a contagion that spreads through human hosts. Our hosts, grappling with the realities of life, discuss the film's wild narrative, which sees a crew of astronauts returning from Planet X only to unleash an army of monstrous rodents upon Los Angeles.

As the episode unfolds, we explore the bizarre character of Dr. Steele, played by a memorable actor known for his outrageous roles, and the film's unique blend of practical effects and miniature sets that create a truly unforgettable viewing experience. From the sheer ambition of the filmmakers to the outrageous moments that leave you both laughing and cringing, "Rat Scratch Fever" is a testament to the schlocky charm of low-budget cinema.

We also have a special call-in interview with Helen from the BlueSky Watch Party "Fright Club" https://bsky.app/profile/frightya.bsky.social

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Rat Scratch Fever, Movie Review, Cryptocurrency, Horror Genre, Schlock Cinema, Pop Culture, Improvisation, Indie Film, Gimcrack Video, Alien Invasion, Practical Effects, Cult Classic, Sci-Fi Horror, Film Analysis, Comedy Podcast, Bad Movies, Watch Parties, Cinematic Discussion,

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In the latest episode of our podcast, we take a deep dive into the enigmatic world of "Turkish Star Wars," a film that has become a cult classic for its outrageous production and bizarre storytelling. This 1982 film, originally titled "Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam," (The Man Who Saves the World)is infamous for its unabashed borrowing of footage from the original "Star Wars" and its unique take on the sci-fi genre.

As we explore the film's origins, we discuss how it was produced during a tumultuous time in Turkey's history, where political censorship influenced the types of films that could be made. The film's director, Çetin İnanç, had to navigate these challenges creatively, leading to a mash-up of action, sci-fi, and outright absurdity. The story follows a hero who must save the world from an evil wizard, but the execution is where things get truly wild.

Throughout the episode, we share some of the most memorable moments from the film, including its questionable special effects and the infamous "Halloween masks" that serve as alien costumes. The film is a testament to the creativity and resilience of filmmakers who, despite limited resources, crafted a story that continues to entertain and perplex audiences today.

We also delve into the cultural impact of "Turkish Star Wars," discussing how it has garnered a dedicated fanbase and become a staple in discussions about cult cinema. Whether you're a die-hard fan or a newcomer to the world of bizarre films, this episode is sure to provide plenty of laughs and insights.

So grab your popcorn and join us as we uncover the strange and forgotten relics of cinema with "Turkish Star Wars." You won't want to miss this wild ride through a film that truly defies explanation!

We discuss everything we covered in 2024 and our plans for 2025....although Gimcrack has other plans for us

Okay, look, we messed up. Thankskilling 3 wasn't technically a part 3 movie, and Day of the Beast was definitely not a part 3 movie. Now it's time to pay for our mistakes...

It's becoming quite the Christmas tradition to have the Glass Half Full Moon podcast on as guests and this year is no different. After forcing Gabe and Casey to watch three Krampus movies last year, Patrick takes it easy on them this year with an actual good movie! (okay, so it's not a part 3 movie, but it's the holidays, I'm sure no one will notice...)

CHRISTMAS IS HERE! We continue our journey into part 3 movies with nothing but Part 3 Christmas Movies. First up is Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out! Yes, that exclamation mark is part of the title, it really lets you know how EXCITING this movie will be....yup, totally awesome non-stop action here folks...

Gobble Gobble Motherf***ers. It's a Thanksgiving celebration as Patrick decides to have a lovely Friendsgiving dinner...and Dustin decides to crash it and make everyone watch Thankskilling 3. It's got puppets, songs, Star Wars connections, and the Ur-puppet in an episode that is guaranteed to be slightly less unhinged than your family's Thanksgiving dinner.

Zog zig zog Ziggy Ziggy zog. Get ready to dance and uncover the unexpected in our latest podcast episode! We're diving deep into Disney's Zombies 3, a film where zombies, werewolves, and aliens come together in a chaotic high school musical. Join us as we explore the dance battles, the catchy tunes, and the many nods to Saved By The Bell. Whether you're a fan of Disney Channel originals or just love a good laugh, this episode is a must-listen. Tune in now and let the fun begin!