They only went and bloody-well pulled it off, didn't they. After a cliffhanger of a game, Charles reflects on a first season as a football fan that pretty much had it all. Southend survive, he is converted. Here's to Series Two. 

Full disclosure - we're a bit hungover in this episode. But we still offer our thoughts on another Southend loss as the season draws to a close. That and chat rubbish about TV series. You're welcome.

Oh dear. New manager, same problems. After a week off we examine another loss for new boss Kevin Bond. Surely the Shrimpers can't go down? One thing's for certain - we play a silly quiz.

After another defeat casts Southend further into trouble, special guest James Hood talks us through what it means to be a lifelong Blue. We chat woollen kits, bleak moments of reflection on the famous pier, and a sad end for a club legend.

Well, there's nothing like your episode being out of date before you even post it. We talk about another loss that cost the Shrimpers' manager his job on Tuesday afternoon, and look ahead to the run-in that could (will definitely) mean serious trouble. What a week.

It's all looking a bit bloody grim for The Shrimpers. No win in 10 and one place outside the relegation zone makes for a pretty shit time. We pick apart the latest loss, look ahead with endless optimism at the season run-in and long for simpler, Tony Robinson-filled times.

As the business end of the season approaches, things could soon be getting serious for Southend after yet another draw. Luckily, even after nine months as a 'fan', Charles isn't that fussed - we talk being non-plussed by football and do another quiz.

For our 30th episode, we thought we'd do something really special. Something commemorative. But instead we talk the usual bollocks about Southend and go incredibly off topic. There's also a vaguely offensive quiz. You wouldn't have it any other way...

Seriously, what are we supposed to say? It's another Southend draw, another hollow comment on consistent inconcistency etc. etc. Yawn. What you REALLY want to hear is Charles make up Sunday League team names. And you, good people, are in luck.

After The Shrimpers' weekend heroics, we discuss whether we're seeing a new trend forming - the not winning trend. We also discover that there's fuck all interesting in Accrington, and Michael Mann should be ashamed of himself.