Breaking news - Southend Utd drew a match. Thank god for that. We talk about the result, sure, but not nearly as much as we talk about cereal. Looots of different types of cereal. Why, you ask? Because why the hell not. You're welcome.

This is the bit where we usually talk about Southend's piss-taking form. Seriously, we can't even be bothered to write a fresh intro for it any more. You can hear talk of that, referees, and a fun little feature in this week's episode.

What have we got this week? Bloody loads of goals, that's what. We chat about The Shrimpers' convincing win and discuss the nuances of the transfer market. There's a quiz as well, obviously.

Well, at least you can call them consistent. We chat The Shrimpers' continually alternating form and discuss the wondergoal that made the most recent loss a little better. Charles reaches new quizzing heights.

Happy 2019 and all that. Good Christmas? Great. Now that's out the way, we review Southend's festive results and kick 2019 off with a cracking quiz. Start as you mean to go on.

After a predictable loss to Portsmouth, we contemplate the sting of repeated disappointment. Speaking of repeated disappointment, Dan introduces a new feature, and Charles shows off his quizmaster skills once again. This one's a doozy for 90s cartoon fans.

After a mixed bag of a week, we reflect on what's been a middling season so far for The Shrimpers. But, more importantly, Charles busts out another spectacular quiz and hilarity ensues.

Some football happened, Powelly's cross again and we talk about it briefly. But this week is undoubtedly all about the best quiz ever to grace recorded sound. Fact. You can thank Charles later.

A third straight league loss and another red card; Charles is unimpressed, but not more so than Powelly. He looks for a reaction in the Crawley replay, even offering up a prayer to Shrimp Christ for help. Yeah, this one got weird.

Go on then, which year was Zinedine Zidane on the cover of FIFA? Charles ponders such questions, as well as how you end up drawing at home to Crawley, in another tangent-filled odyssey through ropey football knowledge.