Three points at last. We discuss Charles' first win as a football fan while getting a bit philisophical about what any of it means. There's also a more fact-based look at upcoming fixtures, just to balance things out.

The Shrimpers get a point while Charles gets a lot of players’ names wrong. We also look ahead to the midweek Carabao Cup clash and learn some ‘fun’ Southend-based facts.

Charles gets his first taste of defeat after Southend's disappointing start to the season. How does it feel? Unpleasant, juding by the tactical analysis and terrifying team talk suggestions.

It's here. It's the big one. We talk a bit about leagues, then Charles discovers who he'll be supporting. Includes informed discussion of the new team and a look ahead to their opening fixture of the season. 

Delving deep into the stuff behind the pod's witty title. We talk tactics, formations, and why you wouldn't play two in the middle against three up front without a holding midfielder (or would you? Dunno). 

On the morning of the quarter finals (this is a very timely podcast), Dan attempts to teach Charles the rules of football, from handballs to the handing out possible drugs (we're looking at you, Hand of God). 

Welcome to Four Four Who, where one person with semi-decent football knowledge attempts to teach another person with no football knowledge about football. Football.

In our first episode, Charles shows just how precious little he knows about the game, Dan covers its long and enthralling history, and we talk about what to expect from the coming season.