We begin with an urgent plea from FFP. We move on to remind you to shave your handbacks. We discuss The Bone Temple and the bone throne. You learn that Ted Bundy calms Mandy. That is one butt ugly kid. Angry winter bears be angry. Berries and cream lad say, "sweet, nice wiener." A documentarian proctologist dives into a rock colon. An Amish dude teaches us to fight. And we wrap up by asking; why is movie?

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This is definitely the spiciest cold open we have ever had. Mandy’s mouth gets sad. Kam comes up short. Remember when you could buy books and magazines at the grocery store? Don’t coddle your children; let them watch horror. Bring back the dangerous playground equipment.  Wes…why do you have a picture of Heather on your bookshelf? How you gonna outrun the moon, bro?

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Wow! That doctor is a creep! In this episode, we close out our viewing of the Child's Play/Chucky franchise. Kam is suffering. Mandy feels bad when she shocks the dog's nose. Overhead drone shots on a secluded road is what makes or breaks a horror movie. Is the watercooler still a thing? And, we share our thoughts and feelings on red-haired people.

Kinda like The Nun, but better. In this episode, Kam's corn cob butter application is brought back to the conversation. Mandy throws adorable things. We tell you how to deal with irate customers and sleepwalking children. Kam is John Cena in the shower. People dance fight for children. We discuss our favorite speed limit. And, toe cleavage is gross.

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This is our holidays episode. Our gift to you is a review of a mid-bad movie. I this episode, Mandy discusses her log and we find out that Kam is a giver. We appreciated some old people candies. Kam discovers that crows and pigs sound a lot alike. This movie really does have it all though; a thirsty TV host, murder crime, tooth stuff, go karts with sharp metal protuberances, throat stabs for everyone, and Jill Saw's lack of hiding ability. Happy holidays, and remember, we're all pink and squishy on the inside.

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Kam burps in this episode. We give some great information to our dear listeners, like - little blonde girls are terrifying, always overshare with your crush, and always carry a picture of your cousin in your wallet. Jason is drippy. There are fart torpedoes. This movie must have had a small door budget. Pop the collar on your blazer and get ready to celebrate a slasher movie featuring a telekinetic heroine from the best year ever. What is a ding-a-ling?

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In this episode we find out that JGL is a bad boy teen, Mandy is afflicted, we speak English not good, John is a peacock and you gotta let him fly, Kam thinks candy corn tastes like sadness, and 200 candles is a fire hazard. We also petition to bring back the Ford Aspire. There is discussion of louvered sun shades on the back window of a Fox body Mustang. And, sometimes spiders get in your little haircut.

Today, we say goodbye to a franchise. George A. Romero's Dead films have served us well. Well, half of them did. Join us as we run down our favorite and least favorite moments of the six sick cinematic offerings of flesh-eating ghouls.

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Join us on a stroll down memory lane. We'll give you all of our hits and misses from the round that was and a little preview of what we're thinking about round number seven. And all of this in under 30 minutes! Efficiency.

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Happy False Confession Day! In this episode, we discuss the sequel to a requel. Those hangy down arm dangles still get us every time. We find out that Kooky Kam is no good at plumbing, Magic on the Microphone Mandy knows her firearms, Goldfish Crackers sound so good right now, doors have an order of operation, NYPD detectives can carry a dead body into a crime scene, and Mandy has a new accent. We also ask the hard hitting questions like, what's a zaddy? Is that a dress or a robe. Also, be on the lookout for our podcast's second full grown toddler person.

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