Tobi is real now?! Join us for our discussions on many thrilling topics. Kam talks about Robocop for the second week in a row. Mandy defends her own; weird redheaded kids. Mandy and Kam make rap sounds. We talk about Santasploitation films, sexy reindeer and that Jake Johnson swag. What the hell is the bottom part of the fireplace called?

Don’t sneeze if you’re home alone. 

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FUN DRINKING GAME! Take a drink every time Kam sighs, moans or sounds exasperated with this movie.

Soup season is here and Mandy and Kam are now penguins. The Irish accent is beautiful, just not when faked by these actors. Don't hug a bear. IT'S NRA OPRAH! Mandy is baffled by wet gun mechanics. Kam credits the wrong nation with the creation of stroganoff. This is the skin of a killer, George.

Chucky returns to his horror roots and we have a lot to say about it. First off, that's not how you chop tomatoes. Mandy still has a hard time with words. Kam doesn't know what a shower chair is. Chucky pulls a Pnub. Mandy loves her some game shows. Chucky's little feet running is always cute. And, we can still punt that killer.

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We. Love. This. Movie. Kiefer Sutherland may be a real vampire. Kam would totally accept being changed by David. Max has his shoulder game down. If you're going to be super rich, you should at least be ugly. Michael is turning into a vampire and is still more normal that Sam. At this rate, Lucy is never gonna get that D. Alex Winter pulls off that outfit. MMM, Oreo cookies and root beer. This is the skin of a killer, Bella!

This movie is chicken soup for the satanist's soul. It begs the question, does switching from beer to red wine really make significant others happy? It also instructs, in case of apocalyptic situation, turn off the rear child locks. Please, dress your little as fruits or vegetables for trick or treating. Remember that all railroad tycoons have initials instead of first names. Death is not an energy drink.

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We want to know what Alex told Mac that Mac told Tony! Mandy does do that, huh? Kam curses the locals. Curmudgeonly commodes. I want chicken, I want liver, demon ghost things please deliver. Mac needs happy pills. And Paul really should have been more scared of the hooded figure being all creeptastic in his bedroom.

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WE INTERVIEWED NATHAN BAESEL AND YOU GET TO HEAR IT! In this episode we disagree with Kurt Loder. Kam does a mean Keith Morrison. WE INTERVIEWED NATHAN BAESEL! Cider pressing looks yucky. How can Leslie be so endearing and so scary? WE INTERVIEWED NATHAN BAESEL!

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We have been podcasting for an entire year! Mandy explains her utensil preferences. Kam is centered, grounded and in touch with himself. You gotta pay the troll toll... Bob just wanted to play Feely Meely. Mandy and Kam want to try fake people meat. And don't worry, Mandy doesn't have seizures, just ticks. Mewvies.

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The news is here! The horror icon Mandy and Kam interviewed for Halloweek is...

Wow, this movie really loses the plot towards the end. Join us as we discuss Father of the Bride for the second episode in a row, Mandy and Kam make John Doe noises, Ambien gets you canceled but Valium makes life awesome, Spencer be boinging, and Kam says Springfield instead of Springwood a couple times.

You are our cult.

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Not a lot to love in this fright flick but there is a lot to love in our discussion of it. Detective Hoffman can't detect. Kam is going to be a track star. Perez is not a dragon. Someone needs to call HR about Mr. Executive Pants keeping firearms in his desk. Lots of people have closed doors in this series. You can chicken beak with a bear trap. And, wow, that's a lot of flashbacks we didn't need. EA Sports, it's in the game.

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