This movie is full of surprises! Join us as we discuss Jarmo Schwarzbaum, Heath Ledger's jacket, the hip and edgy nature of posteriors, sassy teen erotica of the 1980's, the strange ideas yuppies had on marriage proposals, and Nightmare Nancy burying her face in a deputy's bum. We also ask the tough questions. Was that a Righteous Brothers' song? What color is brain juice? All the rivers will burn.

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We kick off our sixth round of movie reviews with an appropriate film for the season. Kam tells you what days that day is. Mandy doesn’t like warm balls in her hands. Michael is a master of sight measurement. Danny knows how to handle mean grandpa. Loomis does a B&E. Loomis draws his gun. Loomis shoots his gun. Loomis gives a dramatic speech. It is possible to flee from a maniac without your glasses.  

Fifty episodes have gone by. Here are our awards and razzes for movies 41-50. Come along on this journey of rediscovery and hear what we're looking forward to for the six-six-sixth round.

This movie was crafted from every one of Mandy's nightmares. Tall bridges with water under them, foot stuff, eye stuff, oh my. We discuss the finer points of full grown toddler persons. We brag about how we know how jackets work. Kam will verbally assault your mean boss. Give us your sour gummy worms. And Roy takes on to the turkey gobbler. Kam is bald.

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This movie should be called Scrive. Join us as we discuss Michael Cera's juice box scene, Paul Rudd's sex appeal, Jack Quaid's potential, and how much Patrick Dempsey owned in Thanksgiving. Kam is afraid of twins. Mandy likes the beans but the pod is too furry. Side hugs are nice but not with knives. And always ask yourself, WWKD?

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This week Kam and Mandy dive deep into the gritty world of OxBalls, Cali. We discuss proper plot and character development. We scold big Hollywood for unspecified release dates. Mandy gets a job flip signing. Tamales are a Kam's best friend. It is quite possible our house is haunted. And we firmly say no to Pazuzu.

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But seriously, why does that professor know his way around so many weapons? In this episode we discuss the downfall of civilization as told through the lens of Romero's camera. We also talk about how big Romero was, if we would want to be zombies, and the overall aesthetic of a mob boss' house.

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In this episode we dive deep into another spawn of evil movie. Will it rate better than The Dream Child? We also discuss how Craig T Nelson makes Mandy salivate. You get to learn about Kam's butter fingers. Is that doll Ziggy Stardust? Kam gets excited about doll karate. Mandy knows axes be chompin'. And Glenda is giving Kellyanne Conway.

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We're back with a stellar fright flick! In this episode we find out that Mandy's blood doesn't work, that's not OUR Maurice, and the importance of not doing your sheet laundry. We also discuss a gaggle of nachos, furry chicken feet, the holy trilogy and Shipshuba.

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The title tells you everything you need to know. Well, maybe not everything. This movie has stellar stick figure drawings, teens in a warehouse, Freddy's colon makes several appearances, really bad acting, and several sighs from Mandy and Kam. You will be shocked by our rating for this heaping pile of bad cinema.

Pool cleaner.

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