Frankie and Kittie

Between March Madness adventures, birthday prep, and getting ready for Opening Day, we somehow find time to relive our worst falling moments—and debate loose skin like it’s a serious topic. Sports, stories, and nonsense all in one.

This week the pair breaks down sports the only way that matters—how many free tacos and chicken we’re owed.

Kittie tries to justify crossing a picket line at a dispensary (it goes exactly how you think), while both of them discuss the whitest thing you can possibly do.

They also revisit the moment every kid realizes… oh… that adult is drunk.

The madness is back.

For the 2nd Annual Frankie & Kittie Madness, Fatdad returns with a freshly built bracket full of completely unnecessary debates. Frankie and Kittie go head-to-head deciding which topics move on and which get eliminated in the most scientific way possible… arguing about them.

Some matchups are easy. Others turn into full debates worthy of overtime. With Fatdad overseeing the bracket and questionable logic flying everywhere, only one topic can survive the chaos and be crowned champion of Frankie & Kittie Madness.

Who advances? Who gets upset in the first round? And which topic will reign supreme this year?

Let the madness begin. 🏆

Rocco joins the pound and things get nostalgic fast. The guys talk about drinking 40s, the fork in the road between college and jumping straight into the workforce, and how their March Madness traditions have evolved—from broke bracket dreams to adult watch parties. It’s past vs. present with a little buzz in between.

This week, the pair suggests we solve modern problems with very old-school public punishments. Kittie delivers a round of current events that sends Frankie into a mild spiral, and somehow they land on whether leaving the country is adventurous… or just reckless. History, headlines, and hesitation — all in one episode.

Fatdad joins the show and the first order of business? Addressing the critics. The crew revisits recent episodes, doubles down on their stance, and debates the art of the no call, no show.

They also break down Super Bowl commercials, debate who’s taking it all, and gear up for the 2nd Annual Frankie & Kittie Madness as Fatdad lays down the official bracket rules.

This week, Frankie and Kittie dive headfirst into childhood nostalgia . Frankie reveals the full psychedelic masterpiece that was his bedroom (yes, blacklights were involved), while Kittie takes us back to her legendary “Ghetto Waterpark,” complete with hoses, questionable safety standards, and zero adult supervision.

They also reminisce about their first taste of beer , and swap stories about meeting famous people — debating whether they left a lasting impression… or were immediately forgotten forever.

Frankie and Kittie recap the snowstorm survival plan: nonstop shoveling, staying warm, and killing time with board games like true winter warriors. The conversation drifts into bar games, where they unpack the mystery of dart players who can’t do basic math… until a dart hits the board and suddenly they’re Rain Man. Things take a nostalgic turn with childhood crushes, and Frankie drops the bombshell that he’s officially planning a high school reunion. Snow days really do bring out everything.

As a winter storm threatens to shut everything down, Frankie and Kittie spiral into a discussion about bizarre addictions, questionable hobbies, and the fine line between art, legality, and “why would anyone do that?” Yes, taxidermy comes up.

What happens if today’s generation gets drafted? Frankie and Kittie break it down the only way they know how—with zero confidence in the outcome. Things take another turn when Kittie shares a road trip that includes hippies, camping, and a Vegas stop that proves some trips are better survived than explained.