Frankie and Kittie serve up freezer-aisle favorites and broke-meal memories, then dig into their own adoption tales—fur real. Toss in a bizarre ballpark sighting and a heated debate about standing in line like a civilized animal, and you’ve got yourself a full plate.

Kittie’s home is one leaky pipe away from disaster, and somehow they still have time to debate the politics of first-date payments. Plus, what would their last meals be if this episode was their last? Spoiler: it’s not just tuna and treats. Also, the tale of Kittie’s date with Sassy Cat.

Special guest Noir joins the crew to drop some feline femme wisdom, and things get… silky smooth. From fresh haircuts and feeling yourself to the debate: one-hand wipe or two? Plus, a moment of reverence for Jessica Rabbit and the ultimate compliment—"you look good enough to… well, you know."

Luis the Bulldog returns for another round of howling as Frankie crushes Gen Z slang in Ask a Frankie. Kittie pitches structured bullying, musicals spark debate, and bald visor-wearers keep everyone doing a double take.

Louis the bulldog returns for another round of mischief, Kittie’s back from a getaway, Frankie’s deep in staycation mode. The crew chats golf snacks, childhood schemes, and the fine line between harmless fun and suburban delinquency.

Frankie and Kittie try to make sense of spring’s split personality, debate beer pong house rules, and reveal the ultimate way to drink water when you're parched. Frankie relives a horrifying tale of a grub in the greens, while Kittie defends it as farm-to-table. Plus, the duo considers who’s caddy material when it comes to the Masters.

Frankie & Kittie hit the road for Phillies Opening Day, setting up shop in the legendary Jetro lot with Patches, Fat Dad, and a cooler full of questionable decisions. Random guests wander in, hot dogs are probably dropped, and the vibes are chaotic in the best way. It’s tailgating, podcasting, and mild sunburns—Philly style.

It's bracket season, and this time, Kittie’s crafted a tourney all about Frankie. From personal preferences to pop culture picks, each matchup brings laughs, debates, and surprising choices. With special guest Louis the Bulldog joining to help shape the sweet sixteen, who (or what) will Frankie crown the ultimate winner?

Kittie sets the record straight on the appropriate Bloody Mary window, then flexes about making the best egg sandwich on Earth. Frankie, meanwhile, loses it over salads and the myth of “dressing on the side.” It’s breakfast debates, brunch etiquette, and leafy green rage—just another totally normal episode.

Kittie takes a trip to Philadelphia, which somehow spirals into a deep dive on arcade games. Meanwhile, a simple favor to help move a dresser turns into an encounter with an unplanned full-frontal—because, of course. Frankie, on the other hand, keeps it classy by discussing super bands, proving that sometimes, great things come from unexpected mashups.