February might be for love, but April? April is for butts. Spring is here and our Main Dish today is about Attraction. You have been holed up in your apartments for a year, doing nothing but buying slutty outfits from Wish.com and posting thirst traps. Oh, we know; we're on Twitter. With vaccines rolling out and the weather warming up, it's time to start relying on all that BODY that's been hibernating (but please still keep your mask on).

We're heated and everyone is getting the axe. You think you have faves? YOUR FAVES ARE CANCELLED. Everything you love is dead. Ok, ok, they aren't dead but they are a disappointment. *sigh* What do you do when your faves decide to ruin everything by being on the wrong side of history, or just being super dumb on Twitter? Can you properly divorce the art from the artist? Is Lil' Mama's lip gloss even poppin' anymore?

Time to put on a nice shirt and some proper pants, because today Kyle + Ethan are getting to WORK. Specifically, working in corporate America and trying our hardest to not get fired by poppin' off at the mouth at the wrong people. While Kyle works in SKUs and spreadsheets, and Ethan in pixels and pen strokes, we chat navigating through glass ceilings while wearing ironic baseball caps, getting interns to calm the eff down, and when to employ the correct amount of code switching. We also cover the Grammys, at least the people we can remember, Captain America being a friend of Dorothy, and the time Kyle literally saved a life as a lifeguard. He's the resident Pamela Anderson, obviously. Tune In!

Some buttons make you jump, some buttons make you run fast, and some buttons make you share your joystick on the internet. It can seem like a lot, but don't let that scare you from joining us in a few rounds of Mario Kart. This week we're chatting video games, or at least we try to; we've both been hit with Lvl.5 Confusion spells this week and we're running all over the battlefield, just swinging our weapons around. We also talk about Nailed It coming back, why Kyle is an agent of chaos, and why you must always check for reflections when on a video call. They will betray you.

This week is all about MONEY, HONEY. You can now call this podcast CPM: Cash Punny Millionaires. We are on our glow up; we got microphones, we learned how Audition works, and we have found an amazing bottle of Mezcal in our friend's pantry so you can't tell us NOTHIN'.

LOVE. Never knew what you were missin'? You're not alone, as everyone is missing out a little bit on Love During Lockdown. But even though Valentine's Day is just behind us, there is still a boo out there for you if you want one. But only if you want one, because there is a LOT of content to help you love up on yourself. We'll provide links. 

This week, grab some advice from two old grizzled coupled gays about dating during this pandemmy. We also celebrate Kyle's birthday, get real happy regarding Rosé, update our list of people we 100% stan, and let things take a grown-and-sexy turn as we explore the annals of Twitter for adults. Yes, annals was used deliberately. 

Run to your local drugstore, buy all the marked down chocolates, and cuddle up with us this week at the Free Buffet. We'll be your boo.