*Lazlo has a weird definition of "consent". *How I met your father. *Are the Royals moving to the old Sprint campus? *Why 'mom jokes' are not victimless. *This hurts me more than it hurts you. *I've heard of people putting plastic on their furniture but I never imagined it would look like this. *Your kid isn't as cute as you think. Tell her to sit down and shut up!