Friday After Work

Happy 10 episodes! The Offensive Index explained, theme music reviewed, @FergatROn is a lush, Ed’s cookies, Mr Hospitality – Chisler relations, information security, Mr Hospitality doesn’t wear the pants, new video games, North Korean technology, Agent Rodman, WORMWOOD update, Wu Tang Clan drinking game, Kevin Smith, upcoming guests, Rick Flair’s son, toys and hobbies, military service, and Mr Hospitality’s non-service.

Follow Mr Hospitality on Twitter – @MrHospitality2

Links

* Dennis Rodman Now An FBI Informant On North Korea

* Wu-Tang Clan Announce New Album A Better Tomorrow, Out in July

* How to Catch an Asteroid: NASA Mission Explained (Infographic)

* Even Without Alcohol, Taste of Beer Triggers Dopamine Release

* Pentagon Drone Medal Cancelled By Chuck Hagel, Suggests Special Pin

@FergatROn joins us in the Spank Bank, late of course. Topics include sedating @FergatROn’s kids, Steve Dumpsey’s antics at work, The Machine in the workplace, Spring cleaning, table-top game immersion, being on the down-low, how Dungeons and Dragons work, coupon-clipping, explaining science, sports, Chiselbots, Chisler’s revenge on the Machine, Bible violence, and parenting.

Quick-Bits

* Respective State Marijuana Laws Act

* Dark Lightening

* Dealer Says He Doctored Most Valuable Baseball Card Ever Sold

* Putin Announces $50 Billion Toward Space Program

Articles

* Who Plays Which Drinking Games and Why?

* Steven Pinker: The surprising decline in violence

For the first time we interview folks more famous than us, Dani (@dkollin) & Eytan Kollin. These guys are both interesting and funny as they answer questions from avid fan The Machine. These guys co-wrote the award winning tetralogy the Unincorporated series. In 2010 they won the Prometheus Award from the Libertarian Futurist Society for their first book Unincorporated Man. Dani recently announced on Twitter that they’ve been nominated again for their fourth book Unincorporated Future. They’ve also recently released a short story titled Day by Day.

Check out their books and short story on Amazon

* The Unincorporated Man

* The Unincorporated War

* The Unincorporated Woman

* The Unincorporated Future

* Day by Day

RE-RELEASE

Finally got a Space Update posted, Elon Musk ball-washing, Jews x 32, Rick Flair, Dr Phil Metzer and his authority, Tasman cometh, overspending on furniture, graduate school, two buck chuck, sexual confusion, identity crisis, Castro and North Korea, NASA’s asteroid plans, International Space Station, black holes and thermodynamics, Google glass with prescription lenses, Russian flamethrower tank, sports suck, freaknik, Million Man march, Fight Club, SpaceX again, thruster holes, The Machine is a pussy, sense of smell equals less sex, Dr Steve, and stinky holes.

related:

E16 – Tazzman #fails

E40 – Tazzman Healeth

Marie Osmand’s inflated lips, GSK’s Reversitol, quit bitching bitches, Canadian proojects, double Musk and NO BLEEPS, graduate school, not moving to Roswell or Decatur, “The Jew” returns, Rick Flair’s clot and tragedy, fan-dang-go, Wormwood update, cosmic tits, prayer, Soyuz fast track, feeling guilty, spending money to get out Egypt, leaps of faith, Easter with the shixa and the shixlets, bunnies and eggs, Jews perhaps want Christmas, gelt, Passover Coke, a German Jew in a Box, identifying a Jew, Richard Patrick of Filter is a hyperbolic douche, rounding errors, 9/11 comparisons, and round errors.

Links

* Wordwood update – 1/8000 chance of impact – 73,000 miles away from Mars

* Ric Flair blood clot, son died today

* NASA’s Chief advises on how to avoid asteroids: Pray.

* Jew in a Box

* Richard Patrick of Filter is a winy bitch, allegedly. Tea Party this.

Missing special guest, new “bleep count” record, alien visitations, gauntlets at work, shit talking, Jeff Bezos and Apollo rockets, found treasure transferred to China, military tech spin offs, Korean communist unicorns, red wine is #happening, cheaper air travel, comic hackery, dumped bits, ideas for Mr. Musk, energon cubes, Falcon Heavy (or Voltron), and upcoming special guests.

Links

Quick Bits

* Apollo F-1 engines recovered from the bottom of the Atlantic by Bezos Expeditions

* Pentagon weapons-maker finds method for cheap, clean water

* North Korea Has Found a Secret Unicorn Lair, Apparently

* New drug being developed using compound found in red wine ‘could help humans live until they are 150’

News

* How Airline Ticket Prices Fell 50% in 30 Years (and Why Nobody Noticed)

* SRNL, Ford study powering cars with natural gas

* How It Works: The Most Powerful Space Rocket

Other

* Tosh.0 Candle Kid

* Remote controlled flying f*ck

Regarding #MrHospitality, SimCity DRM, a free sh!t game from EA, Wicked musical, “bleep count”, the proposed “offensive meter”, NASA’s space miner Dr Phil Metzger (@Philtill777), naming WORMWOOD and Curiosity Rover, rats in the sewer lair, UFO flies in a volcano, ancient aliens, Iron Man flying in a circle, Elon Musk in Iron Man, Christopher Nolan and DC movies, spider-sense, Mr Obama and the Irish, doing the Superman in the early morning, and caffeine gum.

Links

* UFO Splashes Down in Volcano

* Mars vs. The Comet

* “Ultrasonic Sensor” Suit Gives Wearers “SpiderSense” to Detect Lurking “Danger”

* In Time for St. Patrick’s Day, a Visit From Obama’s Irish Cousin

* Why Build a Cheaper iPhone? Because It’s Stupid Not To.

* Wrigley’s New Chewing Gum Packs a Dose of Caffeine

* Nolan In, Bale Out Of JUSTICE LEAGUE

 

Listeners are offended (hint: then don’t listen), @smolderkisses, killer comet (i.e. WORMWOOD) visiting for Mars in 2014, work-life balance, the Chisel Plague, Melissa King (again), our favorite Tyson’s vest, spare change, SimCity woes and proposed remedy, Mass Effect, Rockstar Games, suitcases full of money, life in New York, Wizard of Oz and Pink Floyd, munchkins, suffering through Wicked, Chinese hubris, clouds of sh**, space lasers for science, and Kim Jung Un and his pal Dennis Rodman.

Links

* EA Promises SimCity Players a Free Game ‘For Your Trouble’

* Dark Side of Oz the Great and Powerful

* Russian Satellite Hit by Debris from Chinese Anti-Satellite Test

* Russian Satellite Crash with Chinese ASAT Debris Explained (Infographic)

* International Laser Ranging Service

 

A budding porn-star (aka former Miss Delaware Teen USA), bittorrent, Six Sigma holidays, who’s who on the podcast, British English, Mr Hospitality and verbal contracts, our friend The Jew, @smolderkisses, Neil deGrasse Tyson on the Joe Rogan Experience, Elon Musk (again), Hawaiians, Kim Jong-un, SpaceX CRS-2 launch, Curiosity on Mars, comet headed for Mars, freezing meat and Girl Scout cookies for the chislets, and The Smolder’s message to the future.

Links:

* Joe Rogan vs Carlos Mencia

* Elon Musk and Telsa vs the New York Times

* The Machine’s Weekly Space Updates

* SpaceX Launch Slated For Friday

* SpaceX CRS-2 Launch & Why Elon Musk Rules

* Mars Rover Curiosity Has First Big Malfunction

* Comet headed for Mars

* Could a comet hit Mars in 2014?

* The hits keep coming

* Mars May Get Hit By a Comet in 2014

* 8 things you didn’t know about Girl Scout cookies

* Cookie Finder

Roger Rabbit, a white mist, the amazingly talented @LenPeralta, the chiselite @fergatron, local breweries, our Canadian friend, Superman canon, Episode 0.75 and @smolderkisses, bandwidth testing, high school, the great Elon Musk, our favorite Tyson, the F-35 and sequestration, hover-boards, Biden on gun safety, election regret (comments on Twitter, tweet #mrhospitality), Gary Johnson, clean coal, sound effects, piss filters, North Korea, existential threats, and dumb-ass things we do in high school.

* F-35 fanblades

* Sober-up pill nano-capsules

* Avoiding Extinction from Space

* The Legion of Real Life Supervillains by Butcher Billy