Friday After Work

Sexy people! We are joined by Tomas Moore and Alba Lewis, aka “The Brit and The American” (@britandamerican) and drunkness ensues. Flannel shirts, another @blackmuel high five, Tazmann’s revenge plot, the carnivore challenge, rebuild cars, geography lessons, ginger cats, compliments versus insults, Doctor Professor Awesome, docking, broken sunglasses versus kicked in the nuts, Sister Chisler’s mister, shitty quick bits a plenty: did Ben Affleck kill the joker?, world series bunts, Netflix plugs, Jennifer Lopez’s tits, what the fuck is Tom on?, no knickers, two of the Chisler’s favorites combine, California’s no-fault space clause, two minutes a month allowance, shag bags, the revolutionary war, and can the machine turn his fate around in Friday After Drinking in a Triple Threat Match? Find out now!

Links

* Iron Sky (2012)

* Mini-Donut Beer Arrives In Time For State Fair

* California vies for new space industry

Joined by the five-timer @MrHospitality2, Magna Cum Awesome graduate of STFU university! Chisler’s Prom; a serious moment for the Machine; seeking solace through girl-on-girl scenes and avoiding total recall titties; Chisler ignites awkward silence at the bar; fast food inflation; Back to the Future Lego DeLorean; Quick Bits, Wisconsin; Elian Gonzales Bambi; Mascot-eating vs public affair bidding wars; Uruguay as the 51st state (and a two-pronged joke); ninety-nine plants; Mr. Hospitality transcends to Mr. Physicality; Carlos Danger; Beaver Ruin Gynecology; standard Lexus features; Ep30 hype; Snowden has been snowed in; and on Friday After Drinking– Machine defends his .500 record.

Links

* Here’s the New Lego Back to the Future Set

* This Is What Would Happen If Fast-Food Workers Got Raises

* Lawmakers in Uruguay Vote to Legalize Marijuana

* Sustainable Agriculture 9-1-1, or, That Time a College Tried to Feed Its Mascot to Students

* Asylum for NSA leaker Edward Snowden a challenge to U.S.-Russia relations

We are joined by a new special guest, The Chef! The highlander, Jenny McCarthy, sloppy drunks, crossing international borders via water, Coins Act, paying for printed cash paradox, tits on the dollar bill, dollar coins and strippers, unlikely sports bit, NSA, drones, better frame-rates, @MrHospitality2, Thor, The Chisler is a creep, NSA again, Amash Amendment, NSA is going to be chipped away at, Michelle Bachman sucks, and Friday After Drinking.

We’re not going to drag out our Amazon ad, @themachinepod is using BeyondPod for pod-catching, Twitter plugs, @TheJewFAW RETURNS, the Shiksa has moved closer, moving the Jew gold, Nazi dentist, @themachinepod is going back to school, college loans, @fochisel and @themachinepod go to Virginia Highlands, big titties, poor dinner choices, Living Colour, Papua New Guinea, Cargo Cults, Australia boat people, Curiosity draws a dick, Germany, Henry Kissinger, brother Jew, NASA technology research, particle showers, SpaceX, AIDS, SpaceAIDS, Las Vegas, and Friday After Drinking.

Links

* Excellent Space Photos of the Week (July 13-19)

* Neighbor: Man begged forgiveness when caught having sex with pool raft

* Premier Li meets Kissinger in Beijing

* Australia to send asylum-seekers to PNG

* NASA funds suspended animation and other far-out space tech ideas

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We present our first compilation episode we named Greatest Hits You’ve Never Heard (GHYNH). Yes, an acronym with a contraction. Machine getting hammered as @SmolderKisses discusses propaganda; we watch former Miss Teen Delaware take it on the face with @TheJewFAW; Chisler ruins Machine’s bit goes on tilt; doing donuts in a volleyball court with @MrHospitality2; sculptures in New York via DNA samples; Friday After Drinking fails with the Kollin Bros; @alispagnola talks about her bed, lack of pants, and toys; we discuss war and peace with @SmolderKisses; and a secret bonus.

 

@FergatROn Leader of the Chaoticons, House of FAW Horrors, Lifestyles of the Middle Class & Unknown, Alexander Graham Bell remix, Magic Machine, @MrHospitality2 Shut the F#$k Up, @dkollin takes the power back, Machine has a bad day, @AliSpagnola gives us the business and sexy @SmolderKisses.

We are joined by @Fergatron (he rules), the PayPal button, crazy gun man, the Machine should own a gun, he’s silly, Courtney Jaye, big & heavies, the Kidd, @MrHospitality2‘s van, @fochisel‘s fail with @dkollin, Mama Machine, @fergatron returns, malt liquor, clear cum, who wears the pants, bumper, dirty kitty food cans, diffusion of responsibility, my Dad and my Sister, coming out ahead in a car wreck, departing the sewer-liar, long term guide-path, 787 problems, paralegals,artists with ALS, @Fergatron has a black heart. Twinkies!!!!, big black dicks, Android Studio, Integrated Development Environments, JetBrains, sharing tools, being busy, shit-talking, yelling at children, and Friday After Drinking!

* Paralyzed artist paints with mind alone

* Bag It Up, Grandpa

* Lithium-Ion Battery Is Not Suspected in the Fire on a Boeing 787 at Heathrow

* Want your Twinkies rush earlier? Head to Wal-Mart

* CMB cold spot

The train rolls on with out of control intros, we’re luke warm on iTunes, @SmolderKisses #FTW, once you do the work they have to pay you, @MrHospitality2 services hospitality, @fochisel gets hammered, niece bomb, CE2 with Mother Machine, intro music review, fast food, Taco Bell, glory-holes, what Florida and Seattle have in common, off-Earth rover distance record, show prep, gun legislation panic, being a sportsman during an ammo shortage, Machine dissonance, conspiracy, basic economics, school safety, banning guns, Second Amendment = musket, warning labels, 3D printing, SpaceX automation, European leeching, Rome, couples therapy, couples meltdowns, and Friday After Drinking.

Links

* With Bullets Scarce, More Shooters Make Their Own

* 10 years after launch, Opportunity rover hits new Martian milestone

* SpaceX’s Grasshopper reaches record heights as it tries for the perfect landing

* Subway Tests New Fritos-Stuffed Crunchy Chicken Enchilada Melt, Apparently Gives Up on Life

@SmolderKisses is back…err…for the first time, but he’s back! We talk about being neighbors, how far are LEGOs, Joe Rogan would be proud, recording in China?, replace ent car with a sh!t back bumper, O&A in the car, soft coup, smolder burn-out, Hitler fun, Berlin in the ’20s, social media recklessness, social capital for the poor (they tend to cluster), pagers, subconscious bullsh!t, Turkmen satellite, export control on @SmolderKisses (national treasure), Elon Musk is trustworthy, futuristic media, South Park attempted segue, trust but verify, tenets of “chislerdumb”, preventing alcohol abuse, output in traffic, totaling SUVs with sport sedans, Bitcoin (blech), wrong again, Chiselnomics, cognitive dumb-ass, algorithms, Bitcoin drug deals -or- multinational currency, hyper-intelligent sea mammals, Japanese douchebagery, The Hague, Australia’s BFF, barbaric bullsh!t, Friday After Drinking, and The Smolder Message from the Future.

* Could Hitler come to power today?

* Study Says Rich Kids Share More on Facebook — and Sharing Has Benefits

* SpaceX To Launch Turkmenistan’s First Satellite

* Kanye West Says He Is Still Creative Director of “The Jetsons” Film

* Court Hears Arguments on Whaling by Japan

The talented and creative warrior queen Ali Spagnola joins us! We discuss; eating, Tazmann‘s fail, Ali’s bleed-over/blackout weekend/week, Ali not wearing pants, Machine’s new car, bribing special guests to do proxy test drives in San Diego, Ali’s old job in video games, free paintings, legal troubles, touring, binge drinking, Asians, lucky numbers, the Machine hangs, the chicken coup, coolest superhero, best super-power, The Chisler gets sappy and Ali pounces, making steel, GA is better than PA (or not), New York pot delivery, Pittsburgh, fun in Upper Peninsula of Michigan, amateur constitutional law, and shout-outs.

Links

* Sears Breaks World Record For Costumed SUPERMEN

* Soy Sauce Overdose Sends Man into Coma

* Ali Spagnola’s Website

* Power Hour Drinking Game

* @alispagnola on Twitter

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