Friends Keep Secrets

You might know Julia Louis-Dreyfus from Seinfeld. You might know her from Veep. You might know her just by knowing her. To be fully honest with you, we were all a little nervous today because of how important this woman is to our lives. For Benny, watching Seinfeld was a religious experience every week. He used to have a dog named Larry David. Kristin used to watch Elaine every day for confidence. Dave is actually from the Seinfeld coaching tree of comedy. So really, even this show you're watching right now would not be what it is without Seinfeld existing. And one of the biggest inspirations for us was trying to capture that feeling of a group of friends just hanging out. Well, today Julia comes over and does exactly that with the three of us, and what can you say about that except it's an honor. We were all very starstruck but we think we mostly held it together. We love Julia! Boy are we thankful she came. Thanks for watching us hang out with one of our comedy idols. We respect you!

What happens:
0:00 intro

0:26 how we start it

1:11 julia arrives

1:41 dave's elaine portrait

2:17 keeping the wardrobe from your show

2:53 the second shirt button

3:22 what age do we seem like

4:15 telling your wife she's beautiful

4:42 watching seinfeld every day for confidence

5:21 benny's seinfeld constipation story

8:08 climbing the mountain

8:35 how women in comedy have changed

9:02 the seinfeld coaching tree of comedy

9:34 julia's review of "dave"

9:55 getting cast on seinfeld

12:26 did julia know seinfeld would be huge

13:03 this show wouldn't exist without seinfeld

13:56 sauce argument round two

17:27 have julia's kids ever made a sauce

18:14 julia is stunning and stylish

19:09 social media

19:44 becoming the most famous woman in america

20:18 friends vs. seinfeld

22:10 why didn't larry want to play george

23:05 what are the chances larry would do our show

23:19 does julia rewatch herself

24:42 married 38 years

25:07 scared kids are gonna rock our world

26:30 raising kids in LA

28:13 raising kids in the social media era

28:41 nursery on the set of seinfeld

32:03 raising two boys

33:01 what part of life is julia in

33:31 favorite desserts

34:06 getting through cancer

35:03 julia's work with the NRDC

35:45 questions about julia's name

37:00 favorite desserts part 2

38:09 working with james gandolfini

38:40 starstruck by mary tyler moore

40:13 lebron

40:39 julia's son playing d1 basketball

41:16 julia loves hiking

42:59 cooking

44:50 benny had a dog named larry david

46:16 is a dog a good segue into children

47:06 what can we steal from seinfeld

47:42 keeping up with the seinfeld cast

48:00 was there friction on seinfeld

48:16 filming in front of a live audience

50:05 were larry & jerry collaborative

50:56 the show about nothing

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Bryan Johnson is the longevity man. He has spent years measuring basically everything there is to measure about his body in an attempt not to die, and now he's brought his partner Kate Tolo over to measure us. This is concerning because we have been living very differently than these people. Bryan doesn't drink, doesn't eat at restaurants, goes to bed extremely early and has a list of 200 things that kill you in life. Kristin would like to know if she can still have wine and eat ten pounds of strawberries. Dave would like to know if sex holds value. Benny would like to know if Bryan ever sees another health man coming up behind him and wants to sprinkle a little microplastic in his smoothie. Along the way we eat a full Bryan Johnson meal, hear what prompted Bryan’s viral “just had sex with Kate” tweet, and find out how old Dave’s brain is (although he did smoke a little bit of weed beforehand, so maybe take the results with a grain of salt). The more we learn, the harder it is not to respect what these two are doing. Bryan has basically made himself the test subject for the rest of humanity, and Kate has somehow taken this extremely complicated human and put him in a comfy, confident, warm place where he can do it all. Thanks for watching and try not to die!

What happens:
0:00 benny’s nutty professor foot

0:57 teaser

1:20 brian & kate come over

1:49 maximizing for fun vs. maximizing for longevs

4:21 a crash course in changing your life

5:31 microdosing penis pills

6:59 measuring nighttime erections

7:35 bryan’s live-streamed psilocybin experience

12:19 why bryan does this

17:08 is immortality really possible

19:56 ridding your body of all microplastics

21:34 does sex hold value

24:29 dave has a great touch

25:47 nipple rumors

26:30 sexual speed

27:05 is bryan competitive with other longevity guys

28:15 brain measurement setup

30:34 measuring dave’s brain

32:05 200 things that kill you in life

34:49 do bryan & kate ever feel like giving up

35:57 bryan doesn’t eat food from restaurants

36:50 what if humanity gets wiped out first

37:38 how bryan & kate met

39:48 how kate created bryan’s brand

41:17 how bryan & kate got together

45:54 dave & kristin’s first kiss

46:33 bryan’s sweet demeanor

48:33 kate is a masterpiece of a human

49:07 bryan before kate vs. bryan after kate

50:07 bryan’s “I just had sex with kate” tweet

50:29 being recognized

51:43 did bryan's mormonism precondition his brain

52:18 benny's willpower

52:40 therapy

54:35 has bryan got a six-pack

54:52 what about laughter

56:11 dave's brain scan results

56:58 bryan's open-mindedness

57:48 the next generation of bryan johnsons

59:44 does bryan want a cheese puff

1:01:36 top 3 things bryan misses

1:02:38 bryan's haters

1:04:33 dave shows bryan & kate a video

1:07:02 video reactions

1:08:38 ten out of ten

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You may know Jake Shane as an octopus reviewer. You may know him from his podcast & Netflix show Therapuss. And at least one internet commenter knows him as demon twink Labubu. Well, before today Dave had never met Jake and didn't know much about him or his past. But that’s all about to change. Before Jake leaves today, Dave will have tasted his first octopus tentacle, connected over the importance of “laying a base” before a big night out, and significantly expanded his understanding of modern gay sexual power dynamics. By the way, now that Jake is our actual friend we can personally attest that he is incredibly funny, cool, and very, very genuine, regardless of what that one internet commenter said. We also played rose and thorn. Thanks for watching! We respect you! 

What happens:

0:00 intro

0:22 excited for shane

3:05 jake's here

3:33 hitting a pitch perfect note

3:55 jake's past with octopus

4:50 philly people

5:26 dave tastes his first tentacle

6:39 judging books by their covers

8:22 jake's dating life

9:12 dave wants to talk about being gay

10:37 top & bottom personalities

11:38 guess our sexual preferences

14:20 jake's dream man

15:15 the worst date jake had in LA

16:10 jake's best recent date

17:04 perfect man criteria

17:44 jake's double date

19:16 when jake interviewed selena

20:08 jake's dream guests

20:31 jake's confidence isn't real

21:20 are dave & benny sensitive

22:41 does jake read the comments

24:20 does benny watch himself

25:29 we're all gonna die

26:02 twink demon labubu

29:11 lebron, thank you

30:21 jake's perfect night out

35:04 jake's audition

36:48 jake's OCD

38:37 benny's OCD

43:10 adderall

44:12 dave's OCD

44:38 kristin's OCD

45:36 what color would jake say his hair is

48:53 vanity confessions

49:34 d**k made of nuts

50:32 roses & thorns & buds

53:31 actual friends

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Today for the first time in Friends Keep Secrets history, we've left the house and hit the streets, with the goal of convincing one random stranger to enter our home and be interviewed. Honestly we were not prepared for how many people said no. We just weren't completely psychologically prepared to deal with that level of rejection, especially in our own neighborhood during a heatwave. But in our darkest hour, something truly magical happened. The universe aligned. They say you should never get in a stranger's car, but today we did exactly that, and then we let that stranger inside our house. The afternoon that followed ended up exceeding our wildest expectations, as we were introduced to not one but two unbelievable new talents. So lock in and prepare for an unforgettable multimedia experience, and if you see us wandering around your neighborhood someday, consider stopping and letting us into your vehicle. You just might be our next mystery guest. We respect you!

What happens:

0:00 intro

0:26 searching for our mystery guest

3:20 dealing with rejection

5:05 meeting our mystery guest

5:33 convincing our mystery guest

6:14 welcome to home

6:45 who do you trust the least

8:04 making music with her best friend

10:17 LA film school

10:35 how natasha got into music

13:49 how natasha met bex

14:22 facetiming bex

15:44 we found the right people

16:18 what songs should we play

17:11 "blessed" world premiere

20:47 what to do with your body when you listen to music

21:35 "blessed" feedback

22:04 "dirty dishes" world premiere

24:09 "dirty dishes" feedback

25:12 what's the gameplan

26:36 best day of natasha's life

28:06 worst day of natasha's life

31:02 LA to oklahoma

32:04 kevin durant encounters

33:36 kristin's ideal celebrity acknowledgment

34:28 erykah badu acknowledgment

35:05 texting with andré 3000

36:38 hair talk

39:42 dave's old rapper voice

41:02 the first song dave ever put out

42:42 dave's music evolution

43:50 the universe aligned

44:36 handsomeness debate

45:50 we picked the right stranger

46:56 if natasha had the instacart order

48:32 group hug

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This episode is about the biggest questions there are. We’re talking God, souls, reincarnation, fortune tellers, aliens, death, consciousness, cults, the afterlife, atoms and jury duty. We may not have concrete answers to many of these questions because ultimately nobody knows anything, but it’s hard to deny that something could certainly be afoot. Much respect to all organized religions (though it shouldn’t ever cause war). Thanks for watching!

What happens:
0:00 intro

1:02 the mail

1:51 jury duty

2:57 swearing on the bible

3:47 do you believe in Gawd

5:18 disasters & tragedies

6:16 fear of dying

7:51 did God create Jupiter

8:53 do you believe in heaven

9:47 judaism

11:40 dave's fortune teller story

13:35 benny's fortune teller story

15:02 the point of life

15:37 life outside earth

16:24 reincarnation

18:00 what are we supposed to be doing

19:41 starting a cult

22:04 dave's cult pitch

23:09 kristin's cult pitch

24:07 benny's cult pitch

26:27 atoms

27:10 do plants have consciousness

27:44 do dogs have consciousness

28:06 do insects have souls

29:02 God's data center

29:41 manifesting

31:18 the spirit chief

32:15 benny's fear of flying

32:38 free will & determinism

35:37 if benny died

36:50 hope

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Kenny G, our parents made love to thee. Honestly the smooth jazz station they did it to would not even exist without Kenny G. This man still practices 3 hours a day, he still has the hair, and today he woke up at 5:15am just to get his workout in before he came to our house. He can hold one note for half an hour without ever taking a breath. Does it require this level of unbelievable intensity to be this smooth? Or is this merely a man who has never truly tested his limits? Dave intends to get to the bottom of this, and many other things, on today’s episode. Thanks for watching us hang out with Kenny G. We respect you!

What happens:

0:00 intro

0:58 is kenny g's hair still good

1:50 smooth jazz impact

2:35 how kenny's first song blew up

3:47 the only guy who reminds dave of himself

4:18 explaining dave to kenny

5:20 explaining kristin to kenny

5:57 explaining benny to kenny

6:57 kenny's starbucks money

8:28 chatgbt

9:09 being called a dick for being factual

12:10 hoarding discontinued hair cream

14:04 kenny's hair commercial idea

14:55 kenny takes friendship slow

15:51 why rappers are ahead of the beat 

17:41 practicing 3 hours every day

18:49 why kenny hates recording

20:16 the pressure to never miss

20:53 the best part of being friends with benny

22:21 kenny moistens the reed

23:27 is kenny addicted to practicing

27:21 is kenny the best in the world

27:37 organizing for fun

28:36 does kenny like stone

29:00 saxophone seduction

29:30 circular breathing

31:30 dave's h*tler d*ck

33:28 planning a future dinner

33:54 putting with kenny

35:09 super bowl commercial

35:28 dave burd, idea man

36:05 does kenny still get recognized

36:43 people magazine's sexiest man

37:24 is benny so ugly he's hot

38:29 being best friends with your best friend's partner

39:15 is kenny having fun

40:19 does kenny have a chip on his shoulder

41:23 do we stew

42:56 hashiba’s sax

43:23 does kenny listen to rap

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We got Wayne. The original, the godfather of everything we listen to, the ultimate intersection of lyricism and swag, one of the best rappers of all time no question. We’ve been waiting for this day so long we don’t even know what’s gonna happen, Benny's body might disintegrate. We have so many questions for this man. What was it like getting signed by Cash Money at age 11? Was Wayne the first Lil? Or at least the first big Lil? How did he record songs in jail, just, logistically? How did he discover Drake, what are the details behind that story? Does he ever feel like the chosen one? Who eats less healthy, Dave or Wayne? Why is the Sixth Sense his favorite movie of all time? What’s the real truth about ancient aliens? And why can't he look at milk? As a bonus we discuss best practices for crowdsurfing and Benny tells us about the time he was hospitalized by Eric Andre. Thanks for watching us hang out with Lil Wayne and Lil Twist. We respect you!

What happens:

0:00 intro

0:25 waiting for wayne

0:58 wayne arrives

1:40 has wayne ever sat when he rapped

2:23 getting signed at 11

5:31 benny's first mentor

6:18 being a recording artist while still in school

7:40 becoming a dad at 14

9:07 wayne's first car

9:21 wayne's second car

12:13 watching his son become a rapper

13:23 recording songs in jail

14:28 was jail ever scary

16:05 ancient aliens & the age of disclosure

17:03 j-rod the roswell alien

19:57 would you trade your life for all the answers

21:09 wayne doesn't sleep

22:42 how wayne takes a vacation

24:19 does wayne get anxiety

25:50 ideal sleep temperatures

26:33 the sixth sense

27:37 haunted hotel

28:41 wayne's diet

32:43 has wayne always felt like the chosen one

33:04 how wayne picks songs

33:40 influences

35:28 wayne's favorite rappers

36:55 signing drake

37:47 signing nicki minaj

39:28 how wayne approaches a feature

40:12 who decides what's a hit

41:19 the first big lil

43:25 did wayne ever get starstruck

44:55 meeting lebron at 16

46:09 wayne's obama speech shout-out

46:50 performing at the white house

47:29 forgetting the words

48:19 performing in saudi arabia

50:16 crowd surfing strategies

51:19 hospitalized by eric andre

54:14 skate tricks

55:56 getting your voice to cut through

57:00 doing every beat in the pack

57:51 how wayne builds a verse

59:50 the year wayne became the best

1:01:03 did wayne invent bling bling

1:01:25 the intersection of lyricism and swag

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Today we cooked up a great episode, and we mean that in every possible sense you could imagine. Our guest is Matty Matheson, a chef who can cook Michelin star level but can also make something super approachable with heart and love. Benny puts Matty’s steakhouse among the top 1 or 2 steakhouse experiences of his entire life and the food is only where it starts. Matty is an actor. He gets voted most fashionable. He has a clothing company. He has a cookware company, he sells pans with a wait list. So when Matty comes to the house, Dave, who admits he is not a chef, decides he is going to cook for him and force him to rate his cuisine. Please have a seat at our table and prepare to feast upon this truly delicious hang with the one and only Matthew Matheson. Thanks for watching. We respect you!

What happens:

0:00 intro

0:22 we have a chef coming

1:07 chef or actor

1:30 benny's food idol

2:07 he's here

2:37 matching outfits

3:23 dave has never had baloney

5:05 encased meat

5:45 mexican chicken

6:18 two cooking minds

7:36 dave tries baloney

8:20 dave's food philosophies

8:41 matty's death row meal

9:22 a quick clarification about mexican chicken

10:50 matty's death row meal (continued)

12:32 best meal or best sex

13:48 you need a sex room

14:27 sex swing

15:26 dave locks in

15:44 matty rates dave's mexican chicken

17:01 where do you stand on wheat

19:37 dave's style

20:37 matty's clothing company

20:59 matty's cookware company

21:17 matty's restaurants

22:27 paying full price at your own restaurant

23:05 the street with the stores

23:33 call from uncle paulie

25:00 how benny met matty

25:32 inventing food content

27:00 escaping in matty's flatbed with ed sheeran

29:12 ed sheeran toronto basement house party

29:46 stealing baby names

31:00 matty vs matthew

31:36 tattoo regrets

32:11 20-day temporary tattoo fantasy

32:52 worst day of matty's life

33:14 matty's heart attack

35:23 what matty's heart attack felt like

37:11 post heart attack cigarette

38:09 10 days in the hospital

40:00 restaurant industry exhaustion

40:46 going harder post heart attack

44:01 gen z llama haircut

45:27 showering matty like a dog

45:47 matty snaps his foot in half

47:52 learning who the real dave is

48:09 dave's texting style

48:38 benny's texting style

49:19 is benny illiterate

50:35 dave's 80 pound water bottle

50:50 no more sink

52:09 best day of matty's life

52:27 winning trish back

54:00 matty can't cry

55:12 crying at the end of tag

55:25 benny & matty movie nights

55:52 matty's dog bowl

56:24 pasta bar

57:03 burd's restaurant

57:38 thanksgiving restaurant

57:56 chicken fingers vs. chicken tenders

58:49 matty's first famous fans

1:00:06 cooking for another chef

1:01:47 a special guest

1:02:17 how do you be together for so long

1:03:29 parenting style fights

1:05:14 becoming your parents

1:06:41 favorite / least favorite things about matty

1:07:41 favorite / least favorite things about trish

1:09:22 all in for friends

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Hunter Biden comes over and it gets real presidential in here. We know he’s not a president in any way, but he’s the closest we’ve ever had to a president on this show so Dave spends a lot of the episode trying not to get too political even though he’s not even sure if it’s fair to say that Hunter is a political person. It turns out Hunter has no secrets anymore and is willing to talk about anything. You want to talk about crack cocaine? He’ll talk about crack cocaine. He’ll also tell you all about getting his entire digital footprint stolen, what the White House is really like, his challenge to cage-fight Don Jr, getting sued by Melania for a billion dollars, whether aliens are real, whether his teeth are real, and whether Joe Biden would ever come on this show in sweats. Plus his story about meeting Melissa and marrying her 10 days later, and the mystical, magical moment between them that saved his life. After that, Dave and Benny convince Hunter to hop on the autotune and he convinces us to get in the streets. Thanks for watching us talk to Hunter Biden. We respect you!

What happens:

0:00 intro

0:25 real presidential in here

1:32 cage fight with don jr

2:11 veneers

2:59 rfk jr and the central park bear

4:37 coffee with a little sugar

5:25 worst drug in the world

6:06 addiction rates

6:49 no shame

7:06 is hunter a political person

7:57 sober since 2019

8:18 stolen digital footprint

8:41 the cycle of shame

9:40 targeting hunter

10:57 a lot of ammunition

11:55 the laptop

12:25 a new level of cruelty

13:04 democratic leadership vacuum

13:36 new york post stories

15:30 planning to disappear

16:16 first date in 23 years

16:58 crack stigma

17:18 married after 10 days

17:46 the most mystical moment

18:59 trial by fire

19:27 reading the comments

21:26 joe biden as a dad

22:41 16 hours a day every day

23:11 what's that white house like

24:06 what's up with the aliens

24:41 presidential secrets

24:59 a particularly good question

26:06 running for president

26:48 the obamas

27:25 if taylor swift ran for president

28:03 politics as sport

28:28 the catalyst for change

29:08 AI

29:38 loneliness epidemic

30:26 these motherf***ers and their algorithms

31:23 epstein files

31:44 sued by melania for a billion

32:30 eliminationist rhetoric

36:48 how does the secret service work

38:46 how the white house works

40:46 oval office

41:05 presidential food security protocols

42:21 baby in a chewbacca costume

43:41 bad teaching

45:30 taking this show onto the couch

45:40 hunter's art

47:57 dave's political piece

49:06 what is art

49:48 should hunter do onlyfans

50:09 the ed sheeran song

51:44 is benny our generation's rick rubin

52:18 the process of making things

53:16 hunter's daughters love "dave"

53:34 freaky friday

53:54 hunter = humanity

55:34 why we do this show

56:53 a space to talk about politics

57:40 influence

58:45 what politics is

1:00:47 gen alpha

1:01:04 our real enemy

1:02:54 freestyle

1:05:26 joe biden in sweatpants

1:05:42 the full circularity of this afternoon

1:06:08 moving forward with love

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Blake is our first baller we’ve had on the show and an absolute pleasure of a man. Being around a man like this, you can’t help but have questions. Was he born exceptional, or did he become exceptional? Does he miss the thrill of taking a big shot? Could he have gone pro in any of the other sports? Who’s the hardest guy he ever played against, in terms of fear? Did he ever use his sweat to his advantage in a game? Has he seen all of his teammates naked? And why are the locker room showers still built so the whole team can see everything? Why would it still be like this? We investigate all of these questions and more. Thanks for watching us talk to Blake. We respect you!

What happens:

0:00 intro

0:25 our first baller

2:10 was blake born exceptional

3:32 the number one fourth grader

4:08 lob city

4:41 does blake have demons

5:21 retiring after 9 surgeries

5:55 sleep anxiety

6:35 pregame rituals

7:35 the biggest thing that would impact a game

8:13 hack-a-deandre jordan

10:42 what's the deal with traveling

11:39 carrying

12:06 detroit blake griffin

12:47 nobody wanted to play for the clippers

13:07 worried about chairs

13:40 young blake in LA

14:21 parties before content

16:21 vibing on photography

17:50 injuring kareem abdul-jabbar

18:22 physical insecurities

18:54 non-physical insecurities

20:17 missing the high pressure moments

20:49 what if i can't do that again

22:37 pickup games

23:37 achilles anxiety

24:19 player beef

24:42 who would you least want to fight

26:46 after a win

27:40 proud giraffe

28:32 golf

28:54 football

29:14 does blake want his son to play

29:41 the elevator theory of trash talk

30:08 losing a big game

31:54 quarterly sad sessions

34:27 competitive as an analyst

35:26 sports psychologist voicemail

36:51 chris mullin ice buckets

37:26 playing hungover

38:14 playing high

38:45 kanye album deadlines

41:43 chuck shoot one at me

41:53 hardest guy to play against

42:38 tim duncan

43:52 falling in love in the stands

44:35 going against KG

45:18 sweaty guys

46:16 slimy guy

46:38 free throw scream

47:27 a line to cross with personal trash talk

48:14 chris paul locker room fight situation

48:59 pregame dj

49:32 locker room shower situation

51:58 can you shower at home

52:57 brand new pair of shoes every game

53:24 riding the bench

54:50 locker room guys

55:46 NBA players' diet

56:29 lil yachty's diet

57:17 yachty voice note

58:03 dave's diet

58:51 blake's diet

59:14 just an absolute pleasure of a man

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