Amanda and David are joined by Anthony, Quin, and Donny from the Know That: a Real Housewives podcast to discuss episode one of the Scary Island arc, and run into some technical difficulties. Who was the worst wife on this episode? We have mixed feelings...Please go follow Know That on Twitter @knowthatpod and on Instagram at knowthatpod, and give them some love and support!

Amanda and David take a lunch break during the day to catch up with the wives before it all goes to hell. Luann judges everyone, Jill has episodes, Avery is a jerk and Alex looses it. We're in heaven.

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Tensions rise as Bethenny's pregnancy gets leaked. Unfortunately, this means we have to deal with Jason... Parties are had and Alex delivers a message, eventually.

Amanda and David talk about the housewives. And more body functions. Mostly body functions. Honestly, we're just waiting for this Scary Island everyone's talking about.

Amanda and David talk about the introduction of Sonja Morgan and our bathroom and medical histories, thought the later shouldn't be new to some of our listeners. Sonja joins the cast, and we're not impressed. You know who did impress us this episode? Kelly for some odd reason. Also, Ramona stomps the runway in an iconic Housewives scene.

Kelly continues to be on her best behavior while everyone else around her falls apart. Ramona oversees that Jill and Bethenny come face to face while Luann stands around and judges everyone.

Kelly goes on a date. She's got a date. She's dating! Let the great experiment begin!!! Alex does a Brooklyn Fashion with Ramona's help. Bethenny and Jill continue to fight, and Luann looks on from her lofty perch.

This week, Kelly is on her best behavior. Ramona mood swings. Bethenny hAs A bOyFrIEnD. David reveals something deeply troubling about the Office that horrifies Amanda.

We think this line's mostly filler, so Amanda and David end up dithering about everything under the sun, but mostly porn. Kelly's on her best behavior as she does a Playboy photo shoot that's their anniversary of ... no one's really sure. Bethenny insults a room full of people and continues to be in a fight with Jill. Almost all the wives get upset about the prospect of Kelly having to talk to her kids about Playboy and follow up by talking to THEIR kids about Playboy.

We're back!!! Amanda and David ring in a new year and a new President with going back in time to a summer in the Hamptons! Lines are drawn! Parties are thrown!! Kelly reveals a shocking secret!! And we get waaaaaay off track!