Amanda and David start Season 3! We'll take a break after this but will be back soon!!! Bethenny annoys us, and Kelly is trying her best to be a normal person. The Countess is annoyed by everyone. (Apparently, we took the break before!!!) Welcome to Season 3!!!

We back for the reunion part 2!!!! Kelly comes hard, and Ramona tries to out do her with her eyes. Jill is disgusted by everything and Alex tries to be involved. And a big thank you to Justine Elizabeth for joining us on this two part excursion!!! Go listen to Justine at https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/did-i-make-that-up/

Amanda and David are joined by Justine Elizabeth to talk the season 2 reunion!!! No really, what is Kelly on? Alex impresses us with her charm and grace and everyone talks about Jill's boobs. You can listen to more from Justine at https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/did-i-make-that-up/

We made it to the end of Season 2!! Go us!!! Amanda and David watch as the wives snooze their way to the end of Jill's charity even, Squeaky Kids or whatever it's called. Tempers fly and then they fizzle away like the early morning post charity gala hang over that we all have.

We're almost done with season 2!! Alex and Simon, god love them, set themselves a reno end date and party. Kelly proceeds to lash out at anyone who says the word "high" in her presence. Not pictured in this episode: Ramona and Luann

Good news!!!! We're almost to the end of Season 2, which means one step closer to the reunion and Scary Island!!! (I have no idea what's the next milestone after that. Aviva's leg?) Amanda and David take this week to talk about how Luann isn't COMPLETELY the worst, Kelly continues to be the actual worst, and our hearts are softened by Alex and Simon, again.

This week, the Housewives buy things. Way too many things. Way too many expensive things that cost more than my college education. Kelly and Brad continue to be super annoying and in general, all we can do is distract ourselves from the shit show that is our current lives.

Amanda and David continue our journey through the upside world where we like Simon and Alex and where the Countess makes us question our podcast name. Kelly continues to be annoying so at least we have that touchstone. Content note: this episode was recorded a week after the death of Amanda's beloved cat, Pauly Walnuts, and the first ten minutes does include a discussion of animals passing.

Amanda and David are gobsmacked this week. No, not at Kelly's potential drug use. Nor her pink Wellingtons. Nor her I Bought It From Wish edition Kyle Mclaughlin. We're floored because we had nice things to say about Alex. AND SIMON. We need to go lie down.

Amanda and David finally see why Kelly's in this season. But we still don't like her. Bethenny has seconds at lunch. Alex looks better than she ever has. Simon disgusts us in every scene he's in.