(this is the right episode) Luann returns from the Hamptons. Bethenny invites Alex to the shows at Fashion Week. Alex looks to make connections. Jill refuses to sit in the second row. Ramona insults the entire modeling industry. This is a tomato.

Alison returns from detox, now an entirely new person. Ramona doesn't invite Jill to a dinner party. Jill gets revenge on the tennis court. Luann impresses us with her stature. Bethenny is clingy. Alex loves love, Simon, Johan, Francois, and love. And St. Barts.

Welcome!!! Amanda and David have never watched the Real Housewives of New York, bu you can be that's changing!!! Join us for Season 1, Episode 1. Meet the Wives. Learn a bit about Amanda and David, and then follow our journey through the introductions of all the Wives. Including Alex's thong, Bethenny's dog, and Jill's parenting skills or lack thereof.