Friends U Can Keep

Friends U Can Keep

By Brian LightcapComedy
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Friends U Can Keep episodes

  • My Bits and My Pits

    This week on the show we discuss pop songs being used commercials. the cigarette epidemic vs the vape epidemic. and we announce our 2026 Song of the Summer.


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    39 min
  • Brian Makes An Apology

    This week on the show Brian issues an apology after having a revelation about himself, we discuss knowing too much about each other thanks to the internet, Brian reviews The Florida Project, and so much more.


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    1 hr 54 min
  • The Toilet Is Not Just Another Chair

    This week on the show we discuss Kash Patel's alleged drinking problem, weird censorship of Deadpool, the movies Saturday Night and I Like Me, and more tales from the Wawa bathroom.


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    1 hr 54 min
  • Child-Free Means Child-Free!

    On the show this week we are discussing some Am I The Asshole? Reddit stories including an engaged couple fighting the battle of whether or not they invite a child since they intend to invite a 17 year old. There's also a story about tampered spaghetti and spoiled brat trying to pass down her name.


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    51 min
  • No One Is Likeable Anymore

    This week on the show we are discussing some movies and TV we've watched recently like I Love LA and Zootopia 2 and we ponder the question: Why are the most popular shows about completely unlikeable characters?


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    51 min
  • My Rage Knows No Bounds

    This week on the show we get a little untethered. We're discussing Trump's name on money, Florida Republicans taxing OnlyFans, United Airlines making bed-seats, and small business/crafters using AI to sell their products.


    STOP IT!


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    1 hr 9 min
  • 10, 15, or 20 Percent?

    After making the thumbnail for YouTube, I realized: This episode should have been called It's Always Friendly In Philadelphia. We recorded this episode a few hours after I just got back from a Phillies game and I had lots of thoughts about changes to the stadium and we discuss some overall Philly stuff.


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    38 min
  • Ranking Disney Hot Takes

    This week on the show we discuss Disney hot takes from TikTok. From resorts and rides to eats and meet & greets, we're covering a lot.


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    1 hr 2 min
  • Engagement Is Hard

    On this week's show we are discussing some notes from our 3 weeks away. We're talking about a suggestion for social media reporting categories, McDonald's Olympians, an airport banning certain clothing items, Shia's homophobia, a Threads user trying to get engagement off of rage bait, and more!


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    2 hr 28 min
  • AI and Crypto and Gambling, Oh My!

    This week on the show we discuss the Super Bowl and it's commercials, RFK Jr's obsession with breast milk, the governmental urge to punish brown people more than pedophiles and much more. Later on we play some movie games and Kelly seems to know shockingly little information.


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    38 min

About Friends U Can Keep

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Welcome, friends! Come on in, take your shoes off, have a seat and stay awhile. In a world of busy schedules, hectic lives, dating, raising kids, and everything in between we are here to just reign in…