From small town fairs to cosmopolitan pool parties, Sharon and Maggie are here to hand you a water. Sharon breaks down the Family Feud and Maggie - well, she's Truly living her best post Quarantine life.

It's all about you, all the time. The world revolves around you. You are the center the center of the Universe. Put on your flip flops and take a seat at the pool, it's time to analyze you.

Are people REALLY choosing to be single? Careless Women, Toxic Masculinity...just hire an escort. Also, are you a Maggie or a Sharon at the cinema - you have to pick a side.

From start to finish, Maggie and Sharon really have their sh*t together. It's a real mask dropper this week, but don't worry, we have the solution to all your drips and leaks. And if you get too excited, just focus on baseball. NSFW

Can Sharon predict the future, or will she just haunt you in your sleep? Have you been to the hottest DAY CLUB in Chicago...or are you just watching the videos online? Next year's hottest test may be the paternity test. Don't worry, Maggie and Sharon have some names picked out for you.

Find out where Sharon and Maggie land on the Friends Reunion, the Cinema Reopening, Texas and the Kickboxing Queen. And if Mercury Retrograde has you down, ask Rich Uncle Pennybags for Boardwalk and Park Place.

Season 2 is here and we're addressing the elephant in the room, prepping for our Hot Vax Summer with Astrology and well, Maggie learns what coke jaw is.

Listen closely, you can hear the ocean. Maggie & Sharon are your new Travel Influencers, from Private Jets to gallons of hand sanitizer, they show you how to floatie through life.

Haunting Tweets. Why so serious all the time? Crack a Beer-mosa, press the Block Content button on your social media feed and hire a Social Media Scrubber. Hurry - before they come after you!

Did you know it's a real thing and not a code name for drugs? Join Sharon & Maggie in true leisure class style on a magical (motor)boat ride down the Chicago river and enjoy a local delicacy. Bonus -- you can even take a nap and wash away your sins.