Second Quarter College Football Observations – “GoogleMe, Homie” Edition
This week, Richard, Conner, and Aiden dive headfirst intothe madness of midseason rankings, Heisman hype, and coaching meltdowns. From Indiana’s shocking rise to No. 2 to Florida finally firing Billy Napier, it’s a rollercoaster of stats, sarcasm, and savage takes.
🏆 Heisman Watch:Gunner Stockton goes full Gunna with five touchdowns and ice in his veins. Marcel Reed, Ty Simpson, and Fernando Mendoza are all striking the pose, but Stockton’s fourth quarter has entered a Dawg into the picture? Maybe?
🔥 Indiana Is HIM:The Hoosiers are undefeated, humiliating ranked teams, and Fernando Mendoza is cooking like a Michelin-starred QB. Curt Cignetti’s squad has swagger, stingy defense, and a fanbase yelling “Google Me.”
🐯 LSU’s Collapse:One-dimensional offense, no separation, and a loss to Vanderbilt. Brian Kelly’s playbook might need a reboot—and maybe a new accent. (And after the recordingof our podcast, it looks he also needs a new job. But don’t worry he has several million reasons to beokay about it.)
🐶 Georgia’s Dawg Mode:Gunner Stockton leads a no-punt beatdown of Ole Miss. Lawson Luckie’s catching touchdowns like he’s auditioning for the NFL, but the defense? Should Glen Schuman be applying for the Gator or the Tiger job?
Bama’s Redemption Arc: Ty Simpson’s leading the nation in efficiency, and Kalen DeBoer’s got the Tide rolling again. But that near-loss to Carolina? Still not Saban.
🎭 Drama Rankings:Notre Dame’s two “quality losses” might sneak them into the playoff. Texas Tech looks good but has a bad loss. Miami’s QB is throwing teammates under the Lambo. And BYU? Good record, but trust issues remain.
🧹 Florida Fires Napier:After a historically bad run, Billy Napier is out. Florida fans booed like he stole their tailgate.
🎤 Closing Rant:Indiana’s elite, Gunner’s a star, LSU needs therapy, and Florida needs a coach—and maybe a therapist too.
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