Bristol's number 1 Surreal Comedy Podcast returns with 'Elvis Special'. Elvis, who was also known as 'King' has inspired many creative geniuses including Noel Gallagher, Dermot O Leary, Jo Whiley and even Simon Cowell.

This episode features a particularly astringent form of Absurdist Comedy and is not to everyone's taste. Perhaps you might prefer to watch some old clips of Top Gear (classic line up) on Youtube instead.

Part 2 is available here www.patreon.com/fuggcast

Many thanks to Robin Allender and Bruce McClure for their outstanding contributions.

Introducing a brand new podcast from cracked arse productions. In this debut episode of Anus Talk your host takes a deep dive into the world of Anus.

What is your favourite sandwich? Egg mayo? Lettuce and tomato? Cheese? Tomato? Cheese and tomato? Lettuce, cheese and tomato?

Head over to https://www.patreon.com/Fuggcast to hear part 2 which is almost entirely sandwich based.

2 Identical turds drop from the brain-anus. On closer inspection, one is large and sloppy and the other is small and firm. They both stink and are best avoided by sensible persons who would rather listen to podcast about patio or would rather scrub patio whilst listening to podcast about patio.

To 'hear' part 2 go to www.patreon.com/Fuggcast

This episode is a strong jet off piss, washing away any remaining listeners. WARNING: It's a bit smuttier than usual, and a lot looser. If you like your Absurdist Comedy to be clean and tight then look elsewhere.

To hear more weird surreal bollocks listen to part 2 by visiting fuggwodge.com and becoming a Premium Premier Member.

P.S There are some new Elvis T-Shirts to buy!

Happy Christmas XXX

When 4 short, tubby lads from Liverpool, started playing really fast rock and roll music on instruments made from an assortment of vegetables. When 4 friends with underbites and medieval haircuts called themselves 'Beatles'. When Chris, Flumbo, Michael and Quin and the 17 invisibeatles.

It's just a bit of fun guys. You know that by now. A dishevelled, wild eyed man sticks various items from kitchen cupboard on his face and calls it art?

Britain's number one Absurdist Comedy Podcast continues it's downward trajectory with a fresh helping of pustulous comestibles.

Part 2 is available at www.Fuggwodge.com on the Bonus Materials Page when you sign up to become a patron.

What do you think of when I say the words: Ant and Dec? Do you think of that ant you saw last December? Do you imagine the actor Anthony Head's disembodied head floating around an empty aircraft hangar? Or does something completely unrelated come to mind? Like a a disembodied hand floating around an empty aircraft hangar.

In this latest epis (episode) of Britain's Premier Absurdist Comedy Podcast, you will hear what you want to hear....but only if what you want to hear is a tired dishevelled man reading things out that he has written on toilet.

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'It must be Groak' Is the new album by Sam Langley (me). It's a real piece of work and is quite good to listen to if you like 15 second songs about Steven Spielboy, Blue sauce, Red sauce, Anthony Head, Head Chef Andy Head, Tom Cruz and Medieval haircuts.

25 years in the making, this is a collection of deeply personal 'songs' that will make you cry out for something more accessible. Why did it take so long? Well it takes 9 months to make a baby and, sometimes, it takes 25 years to create a masterpiece. All the music was composed within 2 hours, the lyrics took far longer.

Every song has a story behind it. The concept behind 'You saved Hollywood's ass' came to me on Holiday in the South of France. I'd gone there with my grown up step-son Bennet for a bit of Father-Son bonding. Unfortunately it rained the entire time we were there and so we were confined to our windowless one room apartment. There wasn't much to do except read through the enormous pile of glossy magazines that I had brought, and it was whilst thumbing through a copy of Grazia that I stumbled upon an article that would inspire me to write this world changing anthem.

Steven Spielboy and Tom Cruz haven't always seen eye to eye. Their relationship has been somewhat turbulent over the last 20 years and it was a wonderful surprise to hear the diminutive Director praising the diminutive Actor for 'Saving Hollywood's ass'. As I just mentioned, I was both surprised and delighted. 'Well well well', I thought to myself. 'Wonders will never cease'. And then the next thing that I thought was: 'Jeseus, I'm hungry' and I went and made myself a pecan butter sandwich. Later that day, I recalled the article and once again wobbled my enormous spherical head. 'Well well well' I thought (and perhaps even muttered to myself') and then Wham! It hit me like a big strong boxer man hitting another slightly smaller boxer man: This would make good song.

There's a story behind each of the 19 songs on 'It must be Groak'. You can listen now using this link https://www.fuggwodge.com/music

Do take care.

All the best

Sam

Bigger, better and boasting a host that does boast about the size of his new showpiece: A golden Anthony Head statue. It's so beautiful and it's eyes seem to follow you around the room and of the door, all the way to the wholefood shop and you say 'Help, I'm being followed by these golden eyes!' But the weedy guy behind the till just makes a deflating sound and resumes his conversation with a tub of out of date hummus.

Do you like this kind of nonsense? I do hope so because that means you'll like this episode. There are other Absurdist Comedy Podcasts out there but they're all rubbish, well that's what my mate Jenathen with the ripped jeans says anyway.

Have you guessed? No, there is no made up guest for this weak watered down epi-dose of absurdist comedy. 'That's fine with me mate' you whisper. 'The made up guests are the weakest part of the show' and I agree, nodding my grey rubber head and making a deflating sound like a burst rubber head. 

However...this is a premium edition of Fuggcast and features some truly superb one liners, a couple of mediocre 2 liners and 1 abysmal 3 liner. 

If you want to support Fuggcast then go to Fuggwodge.com and donate using the tiny yellow donate button. Or you can buy a T-Shirt and look as smart as I feel I've made my point.

Ciao

Sam XXX