Tristan reports on the changes in the world, and reassures the people. I mean, he kinda just says a lot of crap. Hopefully it helps? If not, just remember he's a fool trying his best.

In his last effort to cover politics, Tristan speaks about his other failures, and celebrity look alike contests.

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! Decorated, candled. candied, and costumed, Tristan returns to the Sanctuary of Scare to mispronounce names, share some recent scares, cover popular spooky topics, and have an all around festive experience. ENJOY!!.. if you dare.. mwahahah

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Tristan completes his halloween quest at the dollar store, before getting an inexpensive haircut, waving off a salesman, saving cents, and trying to steal your hard earned NASA money.

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Finally sorta sorting out the details, Tristan drinks a gallon of milk, kills a rat, and preaches about the positive effects of bullying.

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Back in the new studio, with new stories, new complaints, and new convenient inconveniences.

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This didn't go according to ANY plan..

Impressive to even have an ego with this many technical difficulties. Tristan recaps this week's awkward moments, answers questions, and drops hints about a new surprise... shh

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He didn't have the patience for a description.

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Tristan boldly proclaims he's the chosen one, and faces immediate repercussions... Lord bless his arrogance..

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