Tristan brags about how humble he is with his chain and being scammed by his car insurance. He also covers the recent headlines of Disney, The Olympics and Snow White with uneducated takes. You want all that with a side of needless vamping? Come along!

Tristan describes his absolute lack of patience.

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Bro was tired and puking. More at 7.

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Oh you know.

At war with his calming sunglasses, Tristan does his best to stay awake and recall his dreams, bad habits, answer some wedgie questions and pretends to know how the world works.

Speaking on age, zombies, loneliness, and looooots of food.

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Tristan's back on the sauce, and back off the rails. Covering his latest week of wins and losses. Experiencing The Walking Dead for the first time, Presidents, 4th of July, and kinda more?

Politics, A&W, Shark Attacks, Justin Timberlake and a whole lot of L's!

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Outta energy, and outta time; Tristan recaps his most recent struggles while covering the news, aliens, and then some..

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