Should the 250th anniversary of the country be “America 250” or “USA 250?” Joey’ son is most excited for the Fourth of July because he gets to have his own American Dew (Mountain Dew). 

East TN Translates: The Star-Spangled Banner. 

Hot Tea: According to a wedding guest, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding is NOT at Madison Square Garden. A couple illegally climbed to the top of the Empire State Building, got engaged, and then got arrested. Will Ferrell is Skims’ newest underwear model. 

It is SO hot. Joey’s air conditioner is struggling to keep up. Nancy thinks her husband is crazy for wanting to build a fire while camping in the heat this weekend.  

Joey explained why shopping at Kohl’s completely overwhelms him. 

Lucky 7 gave away $50 to Farmacy Restaurant 

Karly confronted our boss about how he was invited to a Taylor Swift meet and greet in Nashville, didn’t go, and didn’t take her with him. 

A Forgotten Moment in U.S. History: Mary Todd Lincoln Criticizes the Writing of the Gettysburg Address. 

Group Therapy: My Friend Keeps AI Editing All of Our Photos 

We Play Patriot Games to give away VIP tickets to Patriot Fest with a USA chant challenge. 

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