Joey, Nancy, and Karly spent the afternoon filming content with Tennessee football players and discovered Nancy gets very quiet when she's "peopled out" and needs a little time to recharge. 

Karly went several days without blinds in her new house and felt very exposed. She said it's a good thing she lives in the woods because her bathroom has a window.  

The show's bosses shared a little too much about their bathroom experiences yesterday. Plus, people online are supposedly trying to catch Cyclospora to lose weight.  

A new Shark Week special features a woman who claims she's in a relationship with a shark named Alan. She says she's spent thousands of dollars diving to see him and insists they share a special connection. 

Karly made her first-ever trip to Costco and hated it. Between the crowds, giant bulk purchases, and her family's three buggies, she was extremely overwhelmed with the whole experience. 

Hot Tea: The CEO of Cracker Barrel is stepping down after backlash over attempts to modernize the brand. Tom Cruise's daughter Suri is reportedly dropping "Cruise" from her name. An Iowa woman was arrested for DUI while driving a lawn mower. 

Joey shared an old photo from his frosted-tip days and talked about skipping his 25-year class reunion. Only 13 people showed up out of a class of 160, which made him feel even better about staying home. 

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Nancy complained about being required to volunteer at middle school football concessions and receiving a three-page packet explaining how to properly sell hot dogs, snacks, and drinks. 

After hearing a dramatic reading of Luke Bryan's "Fish Hunt Golf Drink," Joey and Nancy performed spoken-word versions of Travis Tritt's "T-R-O-U-B-L-E" and Gretchen Wilson's "Redneck Woman." 

McDonald's is testing clear bags designed for fans attending stadiums with clear-bag policies, making it easier to sneak in a value meal instead of paying stadium food prices. 

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