Nancy is mad at Joey because he told her about his twin brother Jesse’s trick to avoid anxiety when waking up in the middle of the night. Nancy tried the hack overnight, and it just made her more anxious. 

Joey and Nancy debated whether they would ever rent someone else's pool or allow strangers to rent theirs for extra cash. An app called Swimply lets people do that. 

Hot Tea: Someone tried to sell a bag of air they claimed came from Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding for $50,000. Bunny XO’s divorce podcast has been deleted. A new luxury Adidas tracksuit with built-in air conditioning made its debut at Paris Fashion Week. 

Joey said that he hates telling people he works on the radio because it always leads to a flood of questions. Listeners called in with jobs they avoid talking about, including a porta-potty cleaner, a pharmacy tech who calls herself a “drug dealer,” and nurses who get tired of being asked for medical advice. 

Nerd News featured a newly discovered “ballista spider” that catapults ants into its web, giant cotton-candy-like planets that could almost float, and 500-year-old potatoes that archaeologists found in remarkably good condition. 

Lucky 7 for $50 to Twisters 

Joey and Nancy are going on vacation next week and haven’t really planned out what they are going to do once they get to their destinations. Karly gave Joey some suggestions including the Ben & Jerry’s Flavor Graveyard, a giant filing cabinet, a granite zipper sculpture, and participating in a reenactment of the Boston Tea Party. 

A Ford employee was fired after being wrongly accused of stealing a $1.95 cookie. After proving he actually paid for it, he was offered his job back along with back pay but turned it down and accepted a better job closer to home. 

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