Jalen Pitre gets paid! ITL reacts to the Texans locking up the Pride of Stafford. Plus, how much panic is fair when it comes to the Astros’ slow start? QOTD: What’s your most memorable or embarrassing “when you gotta go, you gotta go” moment?

Joe Flacco is back with the Browns, and there may be tension between the Steelers and T.J. Watt. Did Brian Windhorst just shut down the Rockets’ hopes for KD? In What’s Popping, a picture with The Dream and new Olympic events make headlines.

Is this Nick Caserio’s biggest draft moment yet—or just classic lying season? Lunch-Time Confessions touch on Rockets disrespect, and if you could magically fix one Astro, who are you choosing?

Wrapping things up: more on the Pitre extension, Flacco’s return, and in Figgy’s Mixtape, we dive into Cleveland’s Flacco feelings, head coaches getting dark, and more wild moments from the sports world.