Jerry Jones actually did it—he traded Micah Parsons to Green Bay—and ITL reacts to the shocking move while asking whether the Packers’ defense just leapfrogged the Texans in one fell swoop. The guys also break down some potential blindspots DeMeco Ryans could face this season as the Texans try to take the next step. Around The NFL, the Colts remain non-committal on Anthony Richardson as other news from around the league rolls in, and the big question gets asked: The Astros will finish this thing off if ___? Plus, What’s Popping takes us through the latest in sports and entertainment. At lunch, it’s confession time with Dylan Raiola being a little creepy, followed by Lopez’s College Football Headline of the Week. The show closes with a big-picture debate on the 100 Best Sports Moments of the Quarter Century and a wild edition of Figgy’s Mixtape, featuring a funny high-speed chase, a dad faking his death, and more.

QOTD: What’s something octogenarians should not be allowed to do—or a funny story you’ve seen from an older friend or relative?