The Astros call up Brice Matthews — is it a sign of faith or a desperate move amid the injury crisis? ITL weighs in and looks ahead to what the Texans offense must deliver this season. Plus, what event — sports or not — would you blow a fortune on just to be there? It’s Brewster’s Millions, ITL-style.

Jessie Watt from Mix 96.5 crashes the NFL talk for a great cause, while ESPN gives the Texans a B+ offseason grade — is that a fair take? Also: lingering fireworks drama and What’s Popping in the world of sports and entertainment.

Jabari Smith Jr. has fans torn — bargain or bust? John Lopez might be dropping some unexpected confessions during Lunch-Time Confessions, and Dynamo midfielder Jack McGlynn checks in to talk Houston and more.

To close the show, in honor of Lee Elia’s classic meltdown, Lopez reveals his Top 10 sports rants of all time. And in Figgy’s Mixtape: Slurpee Day celebrations, a furious husband defends his wife’s beauty, and a vegetarian wedding causes controversy.