ITL dives into the early Astros struggles—where could their “wake-up-the-bats” moment come from? Plus, insights from Nick Caserio and Mike Tomlin on Texans All Access, and QOTD: What jobs should join the chain gang in retirement?

In the NFL, the Tush Push survives for now, but for how long? The league also plans to play in the UAE, and with free agency winding down, how close are the Texans to being true contenders? What’s Popping: Steph Curry drops 52, Jokic goes for 61, and the NBA is heating up.

ITL checks in on the latest NFL Mock Drafts, breaks down where the Texans stand, and reacts to San Francisco’s shade at the Astrodome. Plus, where do the MLB contender tiers currently stand?

To close it out, who do you want (or not want) the Rockets to face in the playoffs? In Figgy’s Mixtape, it’s Figgy loves the kids, RIP Val Kilmer, and the best April Fools jokes from corporate America.