The Texans are back on the field, and a rookie may already be turning heads. Could DeMeco Ryans be eyeing an offensive impact player the way he did with Will Anderson Jr.? ITL weighs in. Meanwhile, the Astros got T.Y.’d — was it just one of those games, or is there more beneath the surface?

NFL headlines roll in as Aaron Rodgers ties the knot and Stefon Diggs finally speaks out. Plus, the NBA says their Finals ratings are strong — are you buying it?

Nick Chubb met with the Houston media for the first time as a Texan — ITL reacts to what he said and what it could mean for the backfield. Lunch-Time Confessions get spiritual with some Strawberry Moon Water, and we ask: where do the Astros rank in the imaginations of today’s players?

And in Figgy’s Mixtape: a review of the Sly Lives documentary, a few dumb criminal stories, and more randomness from around the culture.