We pick the bones out of the ruins from the first Ashes test, including Burns' twinkle toes, Hazlewood's twanged side, and the return of the fearsome Aussie tash. We assist Chris Silverwood with selection for the second Ashes test, delve into the Warney/Starc ding donging, and set our excitement for day/night cricket at fever pitch.
Of course, we even make time for some Asking Rate, guessing every English opener of the millennium, leading to Jonny making arguably the worst guess in Asking Rate history on his debut.