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Going off about people offended by the flag, fun facts about the USA, nosy neighbors, hot dog eating contests, and why today's porn is garbage.

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Today I talk about the passing of a pioneer both in software and sexuality, discuss why it's not smart for the Pride Parade to alienate heterosexual volunteers, drop some knowledge on Minneapolis, shitty parents, and give a public service announcement about celebrating the 4th of July.

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Today I'm talking about why Father's Day is an exclusionist holiday, reading some hate mail, and asking for participation to settle a debate.

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Today I talk about my honey do list, why bringing back the firing squad isn't the most economical or environmentally way to execute a pedophile, and I double down on why Manscape can go fuck themselves. 

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Today I talk about the Asian American hate that needs to stop, parents exploiting their disabled children, a great minority owned business, and taking care of your nutsack.

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Today I talk about people who think it's a good idea to scream at a stranger about a mask, dead celebrities, using the "R" word, Asian American Heritage Month, and I make my worldwide debut (poorly) as a singer.  I also take a few phone calls from Podcasts.

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Is Bill Gates a scumbag? Did Forrest Gump give Jenny AIDS? Wanna know how to get your wife to try anal and who the worst drivers in America are? Find out on this episode of the Fumbled Penis Podcast. 

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This shit should really be on Patreon. Today I talk about social distance etiquette regardless of Covid statistics, shitty true crime podcasts, new kicks, and old dicks. I play a few calls from listeners and answer an email from some cunt named Beth. Get it while it's free retards!

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