Great episode today about my bravery in getting vaccinated, the racist ban on menthol cigarettes, dollar tree reviews, and a new segment where I help someone get their mentally handicapped friend laid. You're not gonna want to miss this one retards!

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Inflation is coming! Save a buck or two at The Tree

This episode sucks. It's about death and shit so unless you're a sick fuck, just wait and listen to the next one. Seriously, there's nothing worth listening to and if you skip ahead waiting for the funny part, you'll get to the end before you find it.

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Short episode because fuck you that's why. Mediocre celebrity deaths, Bruce Jenner, why I want you to wear a mask, and the golden era of jerking off to the Swimsuit Edition of Sports Illustrated.

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Get some random shit at The Tree.

I've been alone for a week and that's not necessarily good but it is entertaining. Today I'm talking about doing whatever the fuck you want, the oldest person in the USA, and my pandemic fatigue.

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Talking about America's sweetheart Bonnie Rotten, dead royalty and dead deadbeat dads. I also talk about how retarded it is to aspire to be a pillow magnate when you're only famous for standing on the grave of your dead classmates. Wanna know how I feel about kids in cages and how dumb it is to put a confused bisexual man in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition? Well listen and find out cocksucker.

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Splash into Summer at The Tree!

Spoiler Alert! This is a short episode and I say the word fuck a lot. DMX is still alive as of this recording but he's still memorialized in Fumbled Penis Podcast fashion. Mostly I discuss upcoming topics and diversifying myself.

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Welcome back retards! Today I'm talking about why I believe Miss Prissy was a sexual predator, the moral dilemma of having sex with a zombie, the perils of being an Uber Eats driver, and poor guests on Joe Rogan.

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Recorded in the ZR Tactical Solutions Studio

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Happy World Down Syndrome Day!

Today I talk about hot chicks and Sports Illustrated, why I hate dealing with my ISP, eating black muff, and the drama between David Hogg and Mike Lindell.

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Recorded in the ZR Tactical Solutions Studio

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Great episode if you want to hear me read hate mail, discuss the piece of shit Chris D'elia, talk about gun control, and hear about my plans for the inevitable canceling of the Fumbled Penis Podcast.

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Recorded in the ZR Tactical Solutions Studio

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Good shit today! Breaking down Dr. Seuss, cancel culture, police reform, and the piece of shit Andrew Cuomo. There's also a half ass attempt at a Chiappa Rhino review, Tiger Woods, and what I'm supposed to be outraged about.

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Recorded in the ZR Tactical Solutions Studio

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