Ô Canada is bananas, scientific progress used to be bananas, and the farming of bananas is itself bananas.

Historical figures make up names, Italians get assigned names, large social groups forget one another’s names, and the children are coming.

Allen warns of impending doom, Arik spreads socialist propaganda, and we ride ‘til we can’t no more.

Arik redefines the alphabet, Allen redefines fire, and we both ruin popular music.

Arik celebrates a fictional rep, Allen reps an architectural ploy, and we follow a dead metaphor around the world.

Allen reviews the monarchy, we gain fluency in Pittsburghese, and Arik discovers TikTok.

A world tour of facts – from Virginia to the Bay Area, from Shakespearean England to Soap Followup City.

We want nominates for the best rejected emoji that the Emoji Consortium has deemed unfit for our keyboards.

Send your pitch, drawing, illustration, or MS Paint sketch to @funfactfm on Twitter or email us, [email protected].

Water is wet, Teslas are trouble, and we delve into the wild world of rejected emoji.

We would love to see you or your friends attempt to represent any of the emoji that the Emoji Consortium deems unrepresentable!

If you want to see an emoji added for a critical human concept such as TICKLE, CLIMATE CHANGE, ALLERGY, OBJECT RELATED, WHAT EVEN IS THIS EMOJI, PROBABLY FACE, DUMPSTER FIRE, SAVING MONEY, DANGEROUS SUN, or HANGRY, then make your case! We’ll take the best submission and attempt to get that emoji reconsidered – likely learning some further fun facts along the way.

Send your drawing, illustration, or MS Paint sketch to @funfactfm on Twitter or email us, [email protected].

Arik blows up Allen’s calendar, Allen blows up the Impossible Burger, and science goes too far.

Arik pitches an emperor, Allen pitches a Twitter feature, and we get some inside info on anvil-launching.