Functionally Messy

By Functionally Messy

"If you think my hair is messy, you should see my life."

Follow two best friends as they venture through life's messiness together. They'll discuss dating, work, pop culture, friendships, life in the... more

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How many episodes does Functionally Messy have?

The podcast currently has 9 episodes available.

Functionally Messy episodes:

January 27, 2021 EP.9 WHY DO MEN?
The episode title basically explains itself; why do men? Why do men exist? Why do they lie? Why do they think they can get away with things they clearly can't? The girls get down to the bottom of it. Not really, but they give it a good try. Stay messy xoxo
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38min
January 20, 2021 EP. 8 CHILD'S PLAY
On this weeks episode, the girls take a trip down memory lane. They relive some of their fondest memories. And by fondest we definitely mean their most blurred memories. That's right, they're talking about some of their best drunk stories. Welcome to the shit show. Stay messy xoxo
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54min
January 13, 2021 EP. 7 ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
In the first episode of 2021, the girls recap the dumpster fire that was 2020. They discus everything from psycho tendencies and friendships to what valuable lessons were learned from the year. A game of would you rather leaves the girls scratching their heads. xoxo stay messy
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41min
August 12, 2020 EP. 6 WHY YOU ASKING ALL THEM QUESTIONS?
The girls are back and answering burning questions from the sub-redit AskWomen. They tackle questions such as favorite struggle meals, being intimate with male friends and why they deserve not to be kicked off the earth. xoxo stay messy
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39min
July 29, 2020 EP. 5 FAMILY FEUD
On this week’s episode, the girls are tackling the hard topics of men’s mental health and toxic family members. It’s hard, we know, but very necessary. We also cannot believe it is 2020 and we have to tell people they cannot vote for Kanye West… xoxo stay messy
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40min
July 22, 2020 EP. 4 ENTANGLEMENT SZN
Welcome to entanglement szn. Wait, what does that even mean? Hell, no one knows, but the girls do their best to define it for anyone who might be confused. Think you've fallen into an entanglement? You probably have. Also in discussion; cancel culture. STOP CANCELING PEOPLE WHO DON'T DESERVE IT. That is all. xoxo stay messy 💋
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39min
July 14, 2020 EP. 3 WHY THE F**K YOU LYING?
Get your notebooks out because class is now in session. After a brief hiatus, the girls are back to teach you how to be a better liar. Spoiler alert: check your body language. Is this a sex podcast now? Well. no, but there is breaking news about what kind of nudes men want to receive. This episode truly lives up to the podcast name. The girls are back and they are MESSY.
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28min
April 15, 2020 EP. 2 TINDER ETIQUETTE
On this weeks episode, the girls talk about online dating. Talking about Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge they cover bio dos and don'ts, profile must haves, and pet peeves. PSA: Nobody wants to see your nudes.
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34min
April 06, 2020 EP. 1 CRAZY IS AS CRAZY DOES
On the first episode, the girls talk about relationships, what it means to be crazy, and a few toxic traits.
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31min

FAQs about Functionally Messy:

How many episodes does Functionally Messy have?

The podcast currently has 9 episodes available.