Functionally Messy

Functionally Messy

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Functionally Messy episodes

  • EP.9 WHY DO MEN?

    The episode title basically explains itself; why do men? Why do men exist? Why do they lie? Why do they think they can get away with things they clearly can't? The girls get down to the bottom of it. Not really, but they give it a good try. Stay messy xoxo

    38 min
  • EP. 8 CHILD'S PLAY

    On this weeks episode, the girls take a trip down memory lane. They relive some of their fondest memories. And by fondest we definitely mean their most blurred memories. That's right, they're talking about some of their best drunk stories. Welcome to the shit show. Stay messy xoxo

    54 min
  • EP. 7 ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

    In the first episode of 2021, the girls recap the dumpster fire that was 2020. They discus everything from psycho tendencies and friendships to what valuable lessons were learned from the year. A game of would you rather leaves the girls scratching their heads. xoxo stay messy 

    41 min
  • EP. 6 WHY YOU ASKING ALL THEM QUESTIONS?
    The girls are back and answering burning questions from the sub-redit AskWomen. They tackle questions such as favorite struggle meals, being intimate with male friends and why they deserve not to be kicked off the earth. xoxo stay messy
    39 min
  • EP. 5 FAMILY FEUD
    On this week’s episode, the girls are tackling the hard topics of men’s mental health and toxic family members. It’s hard, we know, but very necessary. We also cannot believe it is 2020 and we have to tell people they cannot vote for Kanye West… xoxo stay messy
    40 min
  • EP. 4 ENTANGLEMENT SZN
    Welcome to entanglement szn. Wait, what does that even mean? Hell, no one knows, but the girls do their best to define it for anyone who might be confused. Think you've fallen into an entanglement? You probably have. Also in discussion; cancel culture. STOP CANCELING PEOPLE WHO DON'T DESERVE IT. That is all. xoxo stay messy 💋
    39 min
  • EP. 3 WHY THE F**K YOU LYING?
    Get your notebooks out because class is now in session. After a brief hiatus, the girls are back to teach you how to be a better liar. Spoiler alert: check your body language. Is this a sex podcast now? Well. no, but there is breaking news about what kind of nudes men want to receive. This episode truly lives up to the podcast name. The girls are back and they are MESSY.
    28 min
  • EP. 2 TINDER ETIQUETTE
    On this weeks episode, the girls talk about online dating. Talking about Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge they cover bio dos and don'ts, profile must haves, and pet peeves. PSA: Nobody wants to see your nudes.
    34 min

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"If you think my hair is messy, you should see my life."