Funky Dudes & Funky Foods

Dude is gender-neutral y'all! Clair goes on her first date with Ms. G who's looking for a girlfriend while in an open relationship. There's a lot of firsts for Clair in this date. She has gone on dates with other girls previous to the podcast but it's her first for this podcast! We share about poly, politeness, BDSM... oh! And the food at Eldorado too! Listen if you should check them out and whether we'll be hearing more about Ms. G.

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Restaurant: Eldorado Cafe at http://www.eldoradocafeatx.com/

You'll always have that one; you know, the worst date of your life. It may get replaced with others as time goes on but for now, Clair and Melinda share their worst dates. Do you think you have one that can top theirs? Message us on Instagram to let us know!

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PS We are super sorry but we missed a SUPER important place for tacos in our last minisode: Juan in a Million! Check them out for their Don Juan taco, super delicious!! http://juaninamillion.com/

Normally Clair wouldn't still be talking to the introverted Mr. J because it's been since NOVEMBER 2018 trying to set a date but a meetup is agreed upon. Of course, he selects a coffee shop super far south for our north Austin gal. She's been before so she knows the parking situation but definitely not that it's trivia night. They only have one hour... well 45 minutes because he's late. Can this too-tall gentleman who checks off most things on her list make it through to another date? Tune in as Clair also shares some stories about dating in high school and what does it actually mean when a guy walks you to your car.
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Restaurant: Radio Coffee & Beer at https://www.radiocoffeeandbeer.com/

Looks aren't everything but they sure do help. Mr. A is the full package: good job, looks hot, has a great profile, but is that spark there? You know, that spark where when you both arrive at the restaurant, look up, and know that the other person is your date. Clair thinks its important to have that spark. Does Mr. A think so too? Check out this "quick" "date" and see if this place is better than another popular Austin pizza spot.
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Restaurant: Little Deli & Pizza at https://littledeliandpizza.com/

Austinites run on queso and tacos and Clair and Melinda are no different. Join us as we try on our NPR voices and dive into a few articles stating the best queso and tacos in Austin! Do these articles hit the mark? Are there a few places OBVIOUSLY missing from the list? *cough, cough* Chuy's. Find out where Clair and Melinda will be heading next for tacos and queso.
References below:
Austinot-https://austinot.com/best-queso-in-austin
Timeout-https://www.timeout.com/austin/restaurants/best-queso-in-austin
Eater Austin-https://austin.eater.com/maps/best-tacos-austin
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You know how when you cook something and you just know it's done? Or like a conversation that revolves mainly around football and other topics that we don't really care for? Clair knows. She shares her "interesting" adventure with Mr. D. We may also have a podcast first for swiping! It's time for an adventure into the world of money and getting that bread(sticks) and (chocolate) coin and learning that money doesn't always mean good taste.
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Restaurant: Maggiano's Little Italy at https://www.maggianos.com/

It's date number 2 this season and it's a story for sure! Clair shares with Melinda the en-ti-re backstory and front story and everything she was able to hear from this gentleman. Apparently introverts have a thing for our extroverted chica. There's a date at a bakery where only one person orders... for lunch and we learn that it's important to have some kind of chemistry, especially when someone is nervous on a first date. Hey, we all get those jitters. Listen on to hear how Clair takes it and whether this lucky gentleman will get another date.
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Restaurant: Tous le Jours at https://www.tljus.com

Cuffing season: the opposite of a Summer Fling. Have Clair or Melinda ever "cuffed"? What kinds of rules should be maintained? Is this really a relationship? What does John Mayer say? Find out as Clair and Melinda explore when cuffing season starts, ends, and what should happen in between. 
References below:
Esquire-https://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/sex/a25620571/cuffing-season-relationship-explainer/
Narcity-https://www.narcity.com/dating/10-unwritten-rules-of-cuffing-season/
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We're ba-ack! Happy Valentine's Day! Clair went on the first date of the new year and learned all about this FINE gentleman! He likes trying new food, he loves soccer, and he loves to two-step! But, wait? Can it be? Will Clair finally find a match? Listen to this episode to hear more about early 2000s shows, no job talk, and where you can find some quick Indian food!
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Restaurant: Tarka Indian Kitchen at https://tarkaindiankitchen.com/

Have you ever heard of ghosting? Zombieing? Orbiting? They're all horrible ways to interact with dates/people but some are just cruel. How does Clair and Melinda handle it? Do they do it sometimes? Clair focuses on why it hurts, whether it's an old flame or an old friend.
References below:
Orbiting-https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/08/style/orbiting-dating.html
Austin Worst Place to Date-https://www.austin360.com/entertainment/20180203/study-austin-men-arethe-worst-behaved-singles-in-america
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