I had a bad day. A really bad one. High stress, lots of sweating, hate-scrolling, and crying, wishing for a reprieve. So, I crawled into my closet, got out my podcasting floor pillow, and spoke into my phone again.

I was a Christian... not only that, I was a BAPTIST. A Republican!! Oh god. Here’s some stories. Admittedly *not funny* and probably emotional and frustrating. Let’s do this.

I start from my earliest memories of being obsessed with Santa all the way to my intense Virgo energy about Christmas this year with my little bubble of friends. This... episode is a doozy. Buckle up.

Listen, I know that it’s been a minute, but I have been GROWING AND CHANGING! AF! I’ve got a new found love for my Peloton... I’m that girl now. And I’m a n00b, but ready to talk about my health journey’s starting line.

I decided I wanted to talk to you at length about my childhood, but in a way that isn’t linear at all and mostly flows like leaves in the wind!! If you don’t know about leaves and wind, just watch Pocahontas.

Listen, ugh, I know I said I would little take a dump on a large I-wanna-say marble seal that exists in the middle of a courtyard at my Alma Mater. And I’m here to tell that I meant it.

What a YEAR we’re in!??! Let’s talk about the real stuff!! Also, don’t skip the ad? Maybe? I put it at the end bc I love you, so just let it play, it’s SHORT and makes me MONEY!!!!!

Yep. I’m oversharing after an emotional and exhausting week, simply because I can!! I want to to help you get after what you want in life, tackle that dream and make it your beech. And I guess I just wanna talk about the gunk in my brain that has been clogging my pipes so we can Drano that sh*t together. Beware!! This may make you emotional!

Listen, I’m not here to behavior-shame, but also, yes I am!

Listen here, bud, I’m not holding back on ANYTHING in this episode. This is ALL the stuff your mom warned you about, and also a few jokes.