Funny Girl

I am a connoisseur of the American rendition of The Office, and in these trying times, I’m mediating on a few of the lovely, simple things I’ve gleaned from it’s episodes.

Can you handle the heat? What about the cold? Large gusts of wind? How about that humidity, huh?? Anyway, this is a Q&A episode where Jonathan (@jo0o0nathan) my best friend of NINE YEARS HOLY SHARTS writes questions so he can learn new things about me, and get to the BOTTOM of it all.

The long awaited Q&A episode! You asked, I answered—- well, I *asked* you to ask, so let’s be real about who is the narcissist here, Cheryl. It’s me.

Okay guys, I’m walking you through what I’m learning in this one. Learning PAINFULLY, and trying to laugh my butthole off as I go. Join me, won’t you!!!

If you’ve ever wanted to hear me say “holy balls” twice in half an hour... here’s your chance!

Here goes, bitches! Oatmilk (Oatly), cold brew, Korean food, reusable makeup stuff, the THINK DIRTY app, the Fabulous app, Thrive Fitness, NoCrumbsLeft, Monday.com, Slack, Profesh nails, first class flights, Aerie leggings, oversized tees, mustard, facials (microneedling), Regal Unlimited, fish and chips from NZ, Chicken Bonz traditions, Amazon Smile, Dawn of Isles.

Listen up, coffee snobs! It’s me, one of you, who is coming up on the end of her stint as a barista, and I wanna help you be the best dang customer you can BE.

Hi, I’m Brooklyn, a millennial talking into my iPhone because I have stuff to say. Get ready to laugh and feel uncomfortable but only after you really THINK about what I said, like in the shower later.